They're forbidden, by law, from fucking computerizing their license records. They're required to keep records of every Federal Firearms license, but have to do so by keeping literally THOUSANDS of filing cabinets with the actual paperwork.
What is the legal rationale for getting to stay on paper. I mean, that's fucking ridiculous as all get out, but how do you legislate something like that? With as much free reign as we give law enforcement in this country, jesus, you'd think the ATF make a bigger stink about it.
You can thank the batshit-crazy "black helicopter, New World Order" crazy right-wingers from the 90's for that (or as I've come to think of them, Tea Party: Year Zero). They were utterly convinced that allowing the ATF to have an easily searchable database of legal gun owners was merely a precursor to jackbooted stormtroopers knocking down millions of doors and confiscating all firearms in the United States.
And they pitched their Glenn Beck-like apocalyptic vision (and millions in NRA political donations) to enough Congresscritters to get that shit passed. And nobody's had enough votes since then to reverse it. The Democrats might have been able to for that brief period they had 60 in the Senate, except that:
1. They couldn't do shit WITH a fillibuster-proof majority.
2. There's more than a few conservative Dems on the gun lobby payroll too.
And yeah...we're heading up to the mountains Sunday for a week vacation, but all those lovely national parks are gonna be closed. And if that means shutting down the roads that run through the Great Smoky Mountains Park, we're screwed for making any day trips into Tennessee. I suppose the nice thing is that we'll be totally incommunicado. No cable, no Internet, not even sure the cell phones work all that good up there. So after tomorrow, this is all "Not My Problem" (TM) for at least a week. Hopefully we'll have a government when I get back.