Time for our next installment of "The Thread That Won't Die, Because Congress Can't Get Their *&^* Together".
When we left our heroes last time, they had narrowly managed to defeat the impending Budget Beast by passing a continuing resolution that would fund the Federal government until April 8.
*checks calendar*
OH SHIZNAT...that's this Friday.
And each time we go through this crap, it gets harder. Why? Because the low-hanging fruit has already been picked. Cuts to funding to research sea slug mating habits? That sort of stuff was on the chopping block early on. Now we're talking real cuts to real programs and services that impact a lot of people. Which makes lawmakers a lot more skittish about voting to "kill Big Bird" (i.e. defund PBS and NPR, which is one of the cuts on the table now).
Plus, you have the Tea Party caucus that increasingly feels like they're losing by degrees, and would rather shut the government down than settle for less than they wanted. The Democrats are taking increasing flak for allowing more and more programs to face the axe. And the Republican establishment is caught in the middle, accused of "selling out" by trying to compromise towards a weaker overall budget cut, while also trying to avoid the narrative that this is 1995 all over again, and that if the government shuts down, it'll be the GOP's fault and they'll catch hell for it at the ballot box next year.
So far, the House hasn't passed a new budget resolution. What they did pass, was an amusing little bill (H.R. 1215) called the "Government Shutdown Protection Act of 2011" which basically just says, "If the Senate doesn't notifiy us that they've passed a budget by April 6, then the budget bill we passed way back at the beginning of the session (H.R. 1), with it's $50 billion in cuts that NOBODY outside the Cloudcuckooland Caucus supported, and which the Senate refused to even discuss and which the President said he would veto...goes into law immediately." Oh, and there's some bit in there about the President and Congress not getting paid if there's more than a 24-hour interruption in government funding.
Nice try at a Xanatos Gambit, except they forgot to read the manual (which seems to be a running theme for the Tea Partiers. For people who claim to be all about the Constitution, they sure as hell don't seem to have read it). The House can't DO that. But it does make for some nice soundbites come election time next year. "My opponent voted AGAINST the Government Shutdown Protection Act, and voted to KEEP GETTING PAID even when the government shut down. Ergo, my opponent is a greedy rat bastard."
Or, "I voted for the Government Shutdown Protection Act, but those evil, baby-munching Democrats and their Quisling Republican collaborationists and the activist judges on the Supreme Court struck it down and arrived at a compromise that didn't cut nearly as much of the budget as it needed."