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[UristMcDwarf]

1: Make dwarfs lay eggs

2: Wait till a married couple lays an egg

3: Dump said egg into daycare center

4: Let it hatch.

5: Babby in daycare.

[Girlinhat]

1) EW!  Maybe for dragon-types or mermaids, but dwarves?

2) Ok, this is the only cool part.

3) Eggs only hatch while in an egg-box and being sat upon by mother.

4) Refer to 3.

5) PROFIT!

[Nikov]

0. Mod dwarf eggs to be made of solid gold.

6. Throw eggs at enemies as an adventurer.

[Max White]

1: Make dwarfs lay eggs

2: Wait till a married couple lays an egg

3: Dump said egg into daycare center

4: Let it hatch.

5: Babby in daycare.

So how do we then weaponise them once in daycare?

[UristMcDwarf]

1: Make dwarfs lay eggs

2: Wait till a married couple lays an egg

3: Dump said egg into daycare center

4: Let it hatch.

5: Babby in daycare.

So how do we then weaponise them once in daycare?

Weaponising Babys.
You guys are awesome.

[Angel-of-Dusk]

Its easier to just set children to a burrow in a room.

Edit: Not that Im opposed to weaponizing babies =d

[Max White]

As they are all together in a single pen, maybe even a pen filled with grass, I think the best use of them would be a dwarven equilivant of the incendiary pig.

[UristMcDwarf]

As they are all together in a single pen, maybe even a pen filled with grass, I think the best use of them would be a dwarven equilivant of the incendiary pig.

We need to make dwarfs graze, then assign them to a 1x1 pasture and let them go crazy on one another.

[personofshadow]

Aren't babies already weaponized as shields?

[Max White]

That's protectionised. There is a big differance! For example...
A wall is protectionised by building it in your entrance to keep things out.
It is weaponised by causing a cave in and crushing the intruders.

[Uristocrat]

Someday, I envision egg-laying adventurers abusing the horribly broken throwing skill, using their own eggs as ammo.

[silverskull39]

3) Eggs only hatch while in an egg-box and being sat upon by mother.

solution:build nestboxes only in the day care, keep all animals out and use a door to make pet forbidden. Once the eggs are laid, forbid the door and drop food in from elsewhere. Tadah! as for weaponising.... hrm, that's a little more tricky. You could use them as bait by having access open up during siege and have a long, trapped hallway between them and gobbos, but that's not really weaponising. can you mod creatures to have tissues as children that they lose/change when they grow up? If so then make the babies have poisonous skin or something with a contact syndrome. maybe have them secrete something and engineer a way to have that tracked around the fort as a biological weapon.

[Ultimuh]

0. Mod dwarf eggs to be made of solid gold.

6. Throw eggs at enemies as an adventurer.

Gold? Nah, it should be dwarfier than that..
Perhaps a rock-type or something.. if possible..
Or some other metal than.. soft metals..

[TheyTarget]

3) Eggs only hatch while in an egg-box and being sat upon by mother.

solution:build nestboxes only in the day care, keep all animals out and use a door to make pet forbidden. Once the eggs are laid, forbid the door and drop food in from elsewhere. Tadah! as for weaponising.... hrm, that's a little more tricky. You could use them as bait by having access open up during siege and have a long, trapped hallway between them and gobbos, but that's not really weaponising. can you mod creatures to have tissues as children that they lose/change when they grow up? If so then make the babies have poisonous skin or something with a contact syndrome. maybe have them secrete something and engineer a way to have that tracked around the fort as a biological weapon.

Wont it kill them when they finally grow up? Being covered in a poisonous goo doesn't seem healthy. Also I see it killing normal dwarfs as well, mothers running up dying as they touch their babies.

[silverskull39]

3) Eggs only hatch while in an egg-box and being sat upon by mother.

solution:build nestboxes only in the day care, keep all animals out and use a door to make pet forbidden. Once the eggs are laid, forbid the door and drop food in from elsewhere. Tadah! as for weaponising.... hrm, that's a little more tricky. You could use them as bait by having access open up during siege and have a long, trapped hallway between them and gobbos, but that's not really weaponising. can you mod creatures to have tissues as children that they lose/change when they grow up? If so then make the babies have poisonous skin or something with a contact syndrome. maybe have them secrete something and engineer a way to have that tracked around the fort as a biological weapon.

Wont it kill them when they finally grow up? Being covered in a poisonous goo doesn't seem healthy. Also I see it killing normal dwarfs as well, mothers running up dying as they touch their babies.

Your point...? Assuming we didn't want that (a bold assumption, if I may say so), it's as simple as putting in an [IMMUNE_CREATURE:DWARF] or whatever.