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[Taricus]

Nono, they just don't like their ideas stolen. GO TO TARTARUS SPARTA!

[KaguroDraven]

Nono, they just don't like their ideas stolen. GO TO HADES SPARTA

Hades is the god of the underworld, not the name of it, each part of the underworld has it's own name. I'm guessing by the comment you want them to go to 'hell' though, the closest part of the underworld to that, that immediately comes to mind, is Tartarus.

[Taricus]

 

[Farseer]

I guess they don't like sodomy 

What kind of Greeks are they?!

Actuilly they became Vassels becouse they want more Sodomy, thats why Sparta is staying on it's own, they dislike Sodomy, they prefer killing things then haveing straight sex on the corpse or in the blood.....yeah they are a messed up people.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Spartans are infamous pederasts and sodomists.

[KaguroDraven]

Twas a joke dude.

[Boksi]

The Spartans might be pederasts and sodomites, but they're not goatfuckers. Also, they're led by a king and place overwhelming importance on being manly, which contrasts with Athenian democracy, where the city is actually named after a woman.

I'll probably update later today, too.

[Taricus]

A MANLY Woman. And wise 

[KaguroDraven]

The Spartans might be pederasts and sodomites, but they're not goatfuckers. Also, they're led by a king and place overwhelming importance on being manly, which contrasts with Athenian democracy, where the city is actually named after a woman.

I'll probably update later today, too.

LIES! Spartans are so manly they are led by TWO kings. Other than that you are basicly correct.

[Boksi]

Sorry for that blunder. Ancient Greece isn't my area of expertise.

Anyway, I've been playing through 798 BC and I've gotten a few of our houses to evolve. Not all of them, however, because some of them are too unappealing. I might be able to get them to evolve using parks, but to be sure I'd like to erect a monument. However, we only get monuments when we accomplish something, like defending the city. We've got two of those, and I erected one to deal with the unpleasantness of the Infirmary, and have been holding the other in reserve. Should I erect it?

[Taricus]

With men 

[Boksi]

Wait, scratch that, I forgot I had dedicated two tiles to gardens but not put them there. That area was too small to erect a monument in, so I put the gardens as planned, and that was enough for the houses to evolve. I think we'll win this episode this year

[Taricus]

Yay, Party time 

[Boksi]

So our next goal is to say "Fuck you Minos" and conquer Knossos. We just need to build an elite housing district, all the infrastructure required to service said district, import bronze or armor for our soldiers and wood for a trireme. Oh yes, we also need to kill the minotaur. Well, we don't need to, but he's a bother.

At least we can start taxing people now. I think I'll stop for now and just start writing up the next update.

[KaguroDraven]

If I had this game I would be more serious, but I don't so I won't. Don't kill the minotaur! Build a maze and trap him in it until you can tame him!

[mainiac]

If I had this game I would be more serious, but I don't so I won't. Don't kill the minotaur! Build a maze and trap him in it until you can tame him!

He should be able to tame the minotaur just as soon as they release another patch for the game.

But I think it would be better to just rock the minotaurs world with a phalanx of elite gay soldiery.