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Author Topic: The Editor-A story topic  (Read 1348 times)

Devling

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The Editor-A story topic
« on: February 17, 2011, 12:52:59 am »
The editor. Who ever posses it can change the very fabric of the universe. One day a human outsider named Daeth Killmequck, the n00b swordmans, with only the magical editor and a iron sword rode into town and...
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Now that the silly intro is over, this is a simple add on to what the last guy said. Inspired by the Ham sandwich of death and life. Check that out, it's cool. The same rules from that topic apply here, and so it begins.
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 03:30:11 am »
... he was immediately ambushed by the local inhabitants, elves who were tired of hearing about relatives who were killed horribly in their sleep by adventurers. Nimbly, he swung his sword while hastily messing with the unfamiliar black box in his palm. He tried to remove their weapons from as he had always done before. There were too many. They were closing in faster than he could disarm them so he began wildly spraying removal in the general direction of his attackers. The elves...
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 03:32:28 am by NobodyPro »
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Devling

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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 09:36:00 pm »
Leaped on him and began to...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 01:11:42 pm »
... sing like the elves they are while building a wooden barrel with the swordsdwarf inside. This was quickly finished and they sent the barrel rolling down a long hill with a minor river flowing at the bottom.
The dazzed swordsman feel sick and at the same time started to regret the beans he had for breakfast.
Content with their work the elves went back to their business, satisfied as the barrel hit the flowing water.
But ...
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 01:26:08 pm »
...they were ambused by dwaves that were ax crazy TRUE DORFS. Our hero in his barrel...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 02:53:09 pm »
...was fetched beacause of the fact it looked like a beer barrel...
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Quote from: Splint on March 16, 2012, 06:17:45 am
And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 06:22:52 pm »
....And almost drank when a Dorf cried, "This Shit is human beer!" and threw him over a cliff.....
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 06:38:15 pm »
... but luckly, our hero grew wings at the last second and flew the hell out of there. Amazed at his new ability, he...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 07:47:22 pm »
...flies to close to the sun, and his wings melt. However...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 08:06:56 pm »
...he warps the hell out of there. He warps too...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 08:13:33 pm »
...an island that contains a beautiful lady. Our hero decides to...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 08:18:33 pm »
...become a cannibalistic islander and eat the woman, but then...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 08:32:43 pm »
...she turns out to be a demon gypsy, who curses our hero to be dragged to hell. Until...
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 10:14:21 pm »
... he tames the first demon he sees, and rides it up an Adamantine Space Elevator to the overworld...
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Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: The Editor-A story topic
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 10:40:43 pm »
...Except the demon is really taking him to an angery armok when...
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