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AntiAntiMatter

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2011, 06:08:14 pm »
You give the monkeys crude technology and forbid them from passing that tech level for the next 50 trillion years. Dissatisfied, they turn to the planet's previous inhabitants and are building space ships six months later.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2011, 06:09:51 pm »
Punish them harshly and place a race of stone golems that will destroy all technology past waht I gave them and kill 100 of them for all of the technology. Also place a field around the planet that does not allow the space ships through.
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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2011, 06:10:01 pm »
Smite them and be done with the heathens already.
Remake them with less intelligence.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2011, 06:10:13 pm »
Turn back time to before the new monkies got unhappy and give them magic as well, magic in and of itself ensures they stay with dark ages tech forever. Then give the Dinosaurs sci-fi level tech, but remove the want or desire for travel beyond their own world from their minds perminatelu
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2011, 06:11:28 pm »
check upon your wayward son, just to see how he is treating your previous followers.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2011, 06:13:21 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on February 17, 2011, 06:04:57 pm
Oh ok that makes sense. Give them dark age technology and tell them they are not ton advance past that tech level for 50000000000000 Years
Give the Monkeys basic technology and allow them to advance past it. We shouldn't be douches to our creations.
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« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2011, 06:14:53 pm »
I want them to learn the importance of peace and not advancing beyond there limits
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2011, 06:16:12 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on February 17, 2011, 06:14:53 pm
I want them to learn the importance of peace and not advancing beyond there limits
That is such bull. We made them, and now we control them? Your no better than the Law faction from SMT!
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2011, 06:18:40 pm »
crumple up the fabric of time-space and make a paper crane from it.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2011, 06:19:26 pm »
What are we? A god, or a three year old in a kindergarden?
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2011, 06:20:13 pm »
technically we are clinically insane.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2011, 06:20:33 pm »
Fine destroy all trace of the monkys and make new less smart ones in there place that will listen to you.
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« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2011, 06:21:55 pm »
No more destroying because of minor details.. We should limit ourselves from destroying our creations unless absolutely nessecary.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 06:23:34 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2011, 06:22:39 pm »
Our son will have so many monkeys, he could have a real life monkey in a barrel.....
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2011, 06:22:45 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on February 17, 2011, 06:19:26 pm
What are we? A god, or a three year old in a kindergarden?
there are no three year olds or kindergardens in our universe, so our insanity is by default sanity.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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