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[KaguroDraven]

These conflicting personalities are tormenting us!
Split into several gods, all with equal powers, so that we are not so scatterbrained anymore.

I VETO THIS! We must be the ultimate power.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You decide not to turn back time so that you won't redo your previous mistakes. You then task your bloodthristy and psychopathic son to make a new world as he sees fit. He immediately begins building a bizzare world with insane dwarves controlled by extrauniversal spirits and creates a Toad God and a god of three toes to aid him. You then create a forum on the dinosaur world for the discussion of the new world, in which a brilliant and wondrously powerful being named AntiAntiMatter creates a game in which a god is controlled by a democrabrain. You shudder to think of what would happen if the democrabrain was given absolute control. You then incite a fellow named Lucifer to make war against the wayward god. He is quickly defeated and cast down. You then create a water world far, far away from the others and begin raising continents on it. You then place two rival races, the ninjas and the pirates, on the world, who will forever make war upon each other. You briefly contemplate splitting into multiple beings, but then look into other universes where that has happened, and decide against it. You make a new race of Eldritch Woodpeckers.

[mcclay]

strike down your wayward son and rebuild Lucifer as Lucfier 2.0 now with more badassery.

[Ultimuh]

Well, we have already messed things up so far, splitting into different personalities would not be the worst we would do.

strike down your wayward son and rebuild Lucifer as Lucfier 2.0 now with more badassery.

I veto this, it would conflict with the 'not destroying our creations' law.

[Scood]

turn the ninjas and pirates into cowboys and aliens.

[Darvi]

But cows and aliens don't exist yet :O

>Create cows and another race on a different planet that mutilates them.

[KaguroDraven]

Give Lucfier 2.0 a flying motorcycle and a jar of marmalade that causes people to commit adultery.
Do NOT turn the ninjas and pirates into cowboys and aliens, and instead add cowboys, aliens, and zombies to that world.
Do not strike down the wayward son, let Lucfier 2.0 attempt that for us.

[Ultimuh]

Do not strike down the wayward son, let Lucfier 2.0 attempt that for us.

This is acceptable.
And with all crazy things happening in our universe.. uuh.. I forgot where I was going with this..

[AntiAntiMatter]

You rebuild Lucifer, equipping him with a flying motorbike and the Marmalade of Lust and set him against the Wayward One again. He fails again, though he takes most of the Wayward One's world with him. You then add cowboys, zombies, and aliens to the ninja-pirate world, causing more chaos. You then create cows and a cow-mutilating race on another world. You think that you should start naming these things, for the sake of convenience.

[Darvi]

Actually the cows were meant for the cowboys, and the mutilators are aliens. Whatev'.

[KaguroDraven]

Give one of the worlds we have done nothing with yet to our......disfunctional children, the ones who get drunk and fuck each other, and find a way so they can't leave and have their oddness spred to the rest of our children.

[adwarf]

create a race f ninjas on all planets

[Scood]

interview one of the monkeys with a series of intelectual questions and write down there answers on there forehead.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You put your most insane children in charge of an empty planet and forbid them to leave. You then spread their eccentricity to the rest of your children. Well, most of the rest. You then spread the ninja race to all worlds, where they are swiftly annihilated. You then interview one of the smart monkeys with a series of intellectual questions and write their answers on their forehead. This sparks a long tradition of monkey priests being given the same interview and having their answers written on their heads.

[Ultimuh]

One of us want to break free. The Reasonable side of us.. Release me from this torment of randomness and chaos! The Side which controls order, law and reason needs to get away from all this!