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AntiAntiMatter

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #135 on: February 18, 2011, 06:06:54 pm »

You talk to Armok, the Toady One, and the Three-Toed God. They inform you that they say nothing wrong with putting in interdimensional portals before and they still don't now. You notice that the orks and tyrannids seem to have found the portals the dwarves used and are invading the monkey world.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #136 on: February 18, 2011, 06:09:33 pm »

Destroy the portals and change the laws of physics so they are inpossible, then destroy the orks and nids on the monkey world.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #137 on: February 18, 2011, 06:12:59 pm »

hmm... this is all chaos. all of our creatins have devolved into chaos.
so we will create a dimension made of chaos.

Create 20 new dimensions, with inhabitant-less 25 planets.

create a series of tunnels to connect all of these together.

create a space inbetween the tunnles and dimensions. name it the void. place a race of winged spirits of fire there and name them the aryans. also place several hundred sanity destroying monsters there, to prevent other dimensions from accessing it.

NOTE: the aryans are completely insanity-proof. intelligent design MO FO.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #138 on: February 18, 2011, 06:21:19 pm »

You block off the portals (much to the Toady One's outrage) and destroy the Ork-Tyrannid invasion force. You then create 20 parallel dimensions, each with 25 empty worlds, all of which are connected by tunnels. In the void between all of this, you put in a race of completely sane winged fire spirits and several hundred sanity destroying monsters. Due to the fact that their job is already done, the latter all retire. 
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #139 on: February 18, 2011, 06:23:50 pm »

Put mortals and life on the worlds connected to the tubes.
Put Krogan in the galaxy filled with war.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #140 on: February 18, 2011, 07:00:57 pm »

cordon off the war galaxy. name it sin.

create a peaceful race of intelligent golems to live alongside mortals on one world.

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #141 on: February 18, 2011, 07:09:11 pm »

You put mortals and life on all the tube-worlds. You give this task to your son Cthulhu. You are disturbed by the look in his eyes as he sets to work. Moving on, you place the Krogan into your galaxy of war. You then separate it from the rest of the universe and name it SIN. You then raise the now useless golems on the first monkey world to sapience in return for their many years of hard labour, making them pacifistic so as to keep them from being used against you.   
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #142 on: February 18, 2011, 07:18:46 pm »

we never did trust that son...

task an eldar god with watching him secretly...

also, on the golem world, located in dimension no. 13, for which we now call Golem, we name the planet golem.

Also, a list of the ones I can keep track of. feel free to add anything.

24 unimportant dimensions.

Golem
-Golem
-The ninja planet
-23 unimportant planets


SIN
-Monkey planet
-Krogan planet
-extinct SCI FI war dinosaur planet, populated by monkeys
-Awesome planet
-Dark age monkey planet
-Anthromorphatic Planet

outside creation
-evil monkeys
-The wayward one
-hedonism planet
-evil mortals
-LUCIFER

Parrallell universe

DF universe
-Armok
-the toad god
-the god of three toes
-DF planet
« Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 08:27:39 pm by ggamer »
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #143 on: February 18, 2011, 07:19:40 pm »

Check in on the scifi war dinosaurs.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #144 on: February 18, 2011, 07:35:14 pm »

You task one of Cthulhu's older, more responsible ad slightly less creepy older brothers to keep an eye on him. You then move the golems on the monkey world to the world of Golem, in the dimension of the same name. You then check in on the Sci-Fi dinosaurs and find that they appear to have gone extinct due to stagnation due to a complete lack of desire for exploration or new worlds. The world has been colonized by the stupid monkeys, who seem to have been given magical teleportation by the evil monkeys.
(ggamer, good idea, but you forgot the stupid dark age monkeys, the mortals made by the Wayward One and his enemy Lucifer, the insane hedonism world, parallel universe, and DF sub-universe) 
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #145 on: February 18, 2011, 07:41:25 pm »

return those damnedforsaken monkeys. eliminate power of teleportation used by evil monkeys. Re-create sci-fi dinosaurs, this time with a passive want to colonize (i.e. only when the need arises)

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #146 on: February 18, 2011, 07:45:07 pm »


The Madgod is currently counting the numbers of inhabitants of his world.
Now I will tapdance to.. Classical Music! Mozart! Brahms! Bethoven! Et Cetera!

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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #147 on: February 18, 2011, 07:49:21 pm »

You exterminate the stupid monkeys on the dinosaur planet, confiscate the teleportation technology given to them by the evil monkeys, kick the evil monkeys out of creation (again), and recreate the dinosaurs with only a passive desire for exploration. You then notice that Oehs, Sheo's counterpart from the alternate universe, has arrived and is looking at his counterpart in horror.
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #148 on: February 18, 2011, 07:51:08 pm »

Push him back into his own universe and wall it off so only we may travel between the two. check in on Hedonism world.  Check on on war galaxy, and toss in some Sith in said War galaxy to liven things up,
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Re: You are a God!
« Reply #149 on: February 18, 2011, 07:54:03 pm »

In GOLEM, populate one planet with a pitch-black skinned pecies with no ears. They are heavily based off of the jewish religion, and are almost sci-fi. give them modern day tech, plus hover tech and the ability to harvest plasma from lightning. Name the planet Mt. Sainnai. name the inhabitants sinnians.


(Yes, I'm taking aspects from the universe I created. Soon, offworld, the order of the 26, and the United systems will all be here...)
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