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[Ultimuh]

Oh look! My first arrivals! A bunch of dead insane people!
I better grow the land abit.. Grow land grow out of the alcohol-rich ocean!
More cheese for everyone! And sunflowers, don't forget the sunflowers! They will literary melt your face off!

[Scood]

let there be a flower of sanity, with which those who smell the flower become sane. and let this flower exist on the planet of cowboys and aliens and zombies ect. make it physically impossible in this universe for you to smell the flower

[AntiAntiMatter]

You create a flower of sanity that spreads sanity. You place it on the pirate-ninja planet. It is promptly destroyed by the MacGuffin.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Give Sheo one of your crazed, incestuous, drunken daughters as a wife

[AntiAntiMatter]

You take one of your daughters from the world you gave to your most insane children and make her the wife of Sheo.

[Ultimuh]

I shall not accept any daughter of the one who exiled me, as my wife!
I gift her to the evil monkey god instead, as a sign of good faith. He may accept her, or may not.
I care not!

[KaguroDraven]

Speed up time a couple of trillion years then see what has happened.

[Ultimuh]

Speed up time a couple of trillion years then see what has happened.

Make that a thousand instead.

[mcclay]

capture the anime god scood. tell her to tell you the secrets of anime, OR ELES!!!

or we could just rap- NO!!!!!
I do not know what got into him, probably giving him acess to the worldwide web which has a lot of insane stuff didn't help

MAKE SOME ORKY GITS FOR THE WWWWWAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
that to.

[Scood]

resist capture with cake

[AntiAntiMatter]

You drag back your incestuous daughter from her attempted seduction of the Wayward One and put her back on her original world. You then fast-forward a couple trillion years and find the universe dark and dead, the apparent result of you not being around to keep order. You then go back to when you left and briefly consider capturing the anime god Scood, until you remember that you already know the secret of anime, being omniscient. You then consider giving the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! some gifts, but decide not to, due to the lack of orks. 

[Darvi]

Create da Orks then.

[KaguroDraven]

Create Tyranids to fight da Orks, put both species in a galaxy far far FAR away from our other creations.
Also, for the hell of it, create The Flood, The Zerg, Rachnii, and every other type of Scifi fast breeding bug species or parasite species in that same galaxy.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You do so, putting them on a new world with nothing else and putting your two dullest and most aggressive sons in charge of them, to keep all of them occupied through endless war, adding in a race of monsters that use genetic engineering to heighten the fun. You note that they immediately begin fighting with dwarves, who appear to have somehow gotten here from their original world. You should have a word with Armok about this.

[Scood]

talk to armok, the god of toads, and the god of three toes