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[Kogan Loloklam]

Using the wayward son, spawn a race of sentient carnivorous tacos with intergalactic ships, then eat the wayward son.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You toss a MacGuffin into the pirate-ninja world, launching it into an endless war for control over it. At Sheo's request, you change the music he dances to to death metal. You then go into the other universe and slay your counterpart. You then spawn a race of sapient carnivorous tacos capable of intergalactic travel and then attempt to eat the wayward son. He then proceeds to claw his way out of your stomach, gaining quite a lot of your power in the process, then escapes, and commands the space tacos to go eat the monkeys. The tacos then begin trying to drill through the wall around the monkey homeworld.

[adwarf]

Destroy the tacos they can not release the monkies

[Ultimuh]

I reappear on nemesis.. have I been away? maybe I have.. oh well..

I now know  what I forgot! I was going to 'go nuts'!
There will once a year rain nuts from the heavens for a full hour. Starting now!

Also even if the 100 feet mushroom tastes deliciously of ballons, it is sacred and must not be eaten. For it has cooties and butteflies.

[KaguroDraven]

Smack our wayward son around then banish him from existance, then check on his world to see how it's doing once he's gone.

[Ultimuh]

Smack our wayward son around then banish him from existance, then check on his world to see how it's doing once he's gone.

Actually, banning him from existance does conflict with the 'not destroying your creation' law.. unless it was scrapped when I became the god of madness?

[KaguroDraven]

No, it means locking him in a sub-universe not part of exisance where he can be contained and never escape, we can let him out later if he's been good.

[Ultimuh]

No, it means locking him in a sub-universe not part of exisance where he can be contained and never escape, we can let him out later if he's been good.

Ah, ok, that is one way to circumvent that law/rule.

[AntiAntiMatter]

No, it means locking him in a sub-universe not part of exisance where he can be contained and never escape, we can let him out later if he's been good.

That's what happened when he was exiled from creation.

[Ultimuh]

Hmm.. I wonder if the wayward son knows of Little Sheo, since they are both kind of exiled..

[KaguroDraven]

I did not know this. Fine, lock him back in there away from the space tacos.
Then give a mortal on his world true peace of mind, choose someone rich and wealthy who can go into poverty to preach his peace in all things.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You offhandedly smite the tacos from the face of your creation, then push the wayward one back into his world, which has been enjoying the prosperity of not having an insane god meddling in its affairs. You then give the richest mortal in his world total peace of mind. He subsequently donates all his money to charities and preaches peace and love for all beings. He is assassinated by the wayward one's cult of personality.

[Ultimuh]

By the foot on the 100ft mushroom, I build a portal?
Any lost soul who are blessed with  being different, can make themselves at home here on Nemesis.
Now! Cheese for everyone! Don't forget to engrave the bottom of the cat!

[KaguroDraven]

Check in on the world our drunken psychotic children took.
Give out blank worlds to each of our children or groups of them.

[AntiAntiMatter]

You look at the world you gave to your insane children. It is a horrendously twisted battleground littered with junk and the corpses of mortal monsters. Massive palaces of debauchery stand above this landscape, housing your children. You decide that it was unfair to just give them a world, so you give the rest of your children worlds of their own.