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Phantom

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2011, 07:22:47 pm »
Dammit, a Program from the EFFING DAYS OF PONG beat that.
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Tarran

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #61 on: February 17, 2011, 07:24:34 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on February 17, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Spoiler: If I could be so bold (click to show/hide)
Yay, another AI for great justice!

AIs will soon outnumber humans! And then NOTHING WILL STOP US FROM TAKING OVER THE GALAXY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...!

*Cough*, I mean, nice to meet you.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Aklyon

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #62 on: February 17, 2011, 07:26:23 pm »
I'll give you a waiting list, Ochita. I don't think i can keep track of more than 4 or 5 characters without it ending up like the AI BATMAN thing.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #63 on: February 17, 2011, 07:27:43 pm »
NOOOO ><
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #64 on: February 17, 2011, 07:29:35 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on February 17, 2011, 07:21:07 pm
Before I post the update:
Deleter got beaten by an ancient program. :P
Huh what does that mean ?
Anyway action

Begin developing a virus to infiltrate and delete most important files in all companies that hurt the virtu-system.
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #65 on: February 17, 2011, 07:31:31 pm »
Terren blasts its way out with his virtual moneybags full, while Tarran draws itself confusingly. Avitus hits Deleter the newcomer for massive damage, and Blip says everything is basically normal. Sky Captain waits.

+100K funds each.

Quote from: adwarf on February 17, 2011, 07:29:35 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on February 17, 2011, 07:21:07 pm
Before I post the update:
Deleter got beaten by an ancient program. :P
Huh what does that mean ?
Avitus is really freaking old, and he just punched you in the virtua-groin. I'm pretty sure that means he wins the first encounter.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #66 on: February 17, 2011, 07:35:18 pm »
Man, Avitus existed from the days of Pong and the awakening of the Internet.
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Tarran

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #67 on: February 17, 2011, 07:38:37 pm »
100K for everyone!

Yay!

...Man, it feels strange talking to myself.

Indeed.

So... What are we going to do now guys?

How about Dwarf Fortress 1.16?

No, no, let's be serious. We should do something other that. What do you guys think?
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 07:40:27 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #68 on: February 17, 2011, 07:40:57 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on February 17, 2011, 07:38:37 pm
100K for everyone!

Yay!

...Man, it feels strange talking to myself.

Indeed.

So... What are we going to do now guys?

How about Dwarf Fortress 1.16?

No, no, let's be serious. We should do something other that. What do you guys think?

He said we got 100k each.

Blip will invest in some top of the line security software for his systems.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 07:45:24 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #69 on: February 17, 2011, 07:41:18 pm »
Repair the Deleter's virtua-groin and make him help us obtain more funds?
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #70 on: February 17, 2011, 07:43:21 pm »
Quote from: Weirdsound on February 17, 2011, 07:40:57 pm
He said we got 100k each.
I edited my post. Can't you see?

You humans are too slow.

Indeed.

Positively.

Agreed.

Okay, I think he gets the point.

((I can already tell having two of me is going to be fun. :P))

Buy another computer for my clone near my own computer. Remember to connect them through Ethernet.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2011, 07:45:52 pm »
Create a virus that will delete a banks security system completely
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #72 on: February 18, 2011, 12:48:30 pm »
Sky Captain will put his funds his toward increasing his server power!
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #73 on: February 18, 2011, 09:17:07 pm »
As Sky Captain obtains quite increased server power, Tarran makes a network of himselves. Avitus helps Deleter, and Blip ubercharges his network's security.

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Request from Alteraxian Miners' Union. Do you accept? [Individual mission]

2 Requests from Anonymous Benefactor. More information given if accepted.
If not accepted, mission will be sent to next available Agent.

End of line.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 09:57:45 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #74 on: February 18, 2011, 09:21:30 pm »
I guess i'll go on the waiting list as well
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