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[Tarran]

Hrm...
I shall go screw around with Sky Captain!

Make him wear a shoe on his head if he want to access his computer ever again.

But semi-seriously, I say we all join forces and steal money from a bank. With 4 hackers (3 of them being AIs) at the same time, I doubt they'll be able to stop us.

Edit: Start hacking into a wealthy bank and start breaking into accounts using brute force and tunnel money to a fake account.

[Dwarmin]

Hrm...
I shall go screw around with Sky Captain!

Prepare to relegated to the information graveyard, aberrant program!

Sky Captain, do you require any additional hardware to begin, or are you also sufficiently equipped?

Sky Captain requires additional updated security information. To better protect the companies he serves!

Action: I work with Tarran on the bank job, using my security knowledge to bypass it with a system destroying worm.

[Phantom]

Hello, fellow programs. Avitus here, and Sky Captain, as the Douche-AI's say, STFU.




Avitus requires some hardware to help improve it in not-dieing to Sky Captain when he helps program Tarran in stealing from the bank, defending any invading programs.

[Weirdsound]

But semi-seriously, I say we all join forces and steal money from a bank. With 4 hackers (3 of them being AIs) at the same time, I doubt they'll be able to stop us.

Edit: Start tunneling money from a wealthy bank to a fake account.

Well I'm not a big fan of screwing with big banking mainframes, so how about a more physical approach... I can provide access to the traffic system on my planet. If one of you wonderful AI folks were to slip in and re-route an automated currency transfer vehicle to a secure location... We could easily get some additional start up funds. Just remember to screw with my firewall a bit first so that way it doesn't look like an inside job during the investigation.

[Phantom]

But semi-seriously, I say we all join forces and steal money from a bank. With 4 hackers (3 of them being AIs) at the same time, I doubt they'll be able to stop us.

Edit: Start tunneling money from a wealthy bank to a fake account.

Well I'm not a big fan of screwing with big banking mainframes, so how about a more physical approach... I can provide access to the traffic system on my planet. If one of you wonderful AI folks were to slip in and re-route an automated currency transfer vehicle to a secure location... We could easily get some additional start up funds. Just remember to screw with my firewall a bit first so that way it doesn't look like an inside job during the investigation.

On it, Human! But, uh, I think it's better you weaken it so I don't die immediately.

[Tarran]

On it, Human! But, uh, I think it's better you weaken it so I don't die immediately.

Error: Blip is an AI. Made of code. Blip has no flesh at all.

Error: I am an Error.

[Phantom]

I have no damn idea anymore. I'm getting too old for this, when can someone just reroute me a DOS Box?

[Tarran]

Alright, personally, I think our plans got a little chaotic. How about this for our plan:

Sky Captain breaks through the firewall.
Avitus modifies the firewall to attack any computers from the bank that try to access the server.
I leave a copy of myself to wreak havoc on the systems.
Avitus re-routs the account money to a fake account then to Blip.
Blip gets the physical money however he does.
My copy nukes all the accounts in the bank and finally itself.
Sky Captain reverts the firewall back into it's previous state 3 days ago so no-one realizes how Sky Captain got in.
Then, we split the money 25/25/25/25.

Since we're all AIs, the first 4 steps should be near instantaneous. Same with the last 3. So we should be in and out before they know it.

[Weirdsound]

But semi-seriously, I say we all join forces and steal money from a bank. With 4 hackers (3 of them being AIs) at the same time, I doubt they'll be able to stop us.

Edit: Start tunneling money from a wealthy bank to a fake account.

Well I'm not a big fan of screwing with big banking mainframes, so how about a more physical approach... I can provide access to the traffic system on my planet. If one of you wonderful AI folks were to slip in and re-route an automated currency transfer vehicle to a secure location... We could easily get some additional start up funds. Just remember to screw with my firewall a bit first so that way it doesn't look like an inside job during the investigation.

On it, Human! But, uh, I think it's better you weaken it so I don't die immediately.

Attached is the traffic system login information. You can mess with the security settings yourself. I'm also sending you an interns E-mail information so you can frame him for releasing the login data.

Tarran's plan is good.

[Phantom]

Ja, I'll go with that.

[Dwarmin]

Sky Captain agrees, and suggests a congratulatory round of pie.

[Tarran]

Ja, I'll go with that.

You still talk german? Man, you are ancient.

Sky Captain agrees, and suggests a congratulatory round of pie.

But... me and Avitus can't eat pie, we're AIs. :(

[Weirdsound]

Ja, I'll go with that.

You still talk german? Man, you are ancient.

Sky Captain agrees, and suggests a congratulatory round of pie.

But... me and Avitus can't eat pie, we're AIs.

One of the less sophisticated AI's I once made used to eat by pulling pictures of food off the web and downloading it into a directery called "stomach". It was actually quite cute.

[Tarran]

One of the less sophisticated AI's I once made used to eat by pulling pictures of food off the web and downloading it into a directery called "stomach". It was actually quite cute.

...Makes me feel glad I got targeted by multiple viruses. Otherwise I would have been... Well... Kind of like that for the rest of my lifetime.

[Aklyon]

Requests fulfilled. Further upgrades either require payment, or be gotten from somewhere else than us.

-Butlerion.

Sky Captain attempts to do so to start the hack, but is stalled by a message found immediately after the firewall:

Sorry for the inconvenience, but GSLI.org and associated subsites are currently down for maintenance. It should be no more than 3 hours total.

-Galactica Savings, Loans, and Insurance IT Department