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Author Topic: The Digital War  (Read 6663 times)

adwarf

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2011, 06:30:15 pm »
Char Sheet:
Name: Deleter
Expertise(anything you want, though obviously tech-related things are more useful here): Creator of viruses that cause Deletion
Allegiance:
Bio: He is a programmer to make viruses to delete stuff. He is the deleter

« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 06:56:40 pm by adwarf »
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Phantom

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2011, 06:31:01 pm »
Technically, we call that the Recycle Bin.
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adwarf

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2011, 06:34:10 pm »
I know.
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Tarran

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2011, 06:35:16 pm »
...Why would anyone need a AI to delete something? Don't they have, ya know, UIs that allow you to do that kind of stuff in less than a few minutes?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Aklyon

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2011, 06:40:44 pm »
More like a doomy virus than a AI, I'm guessing.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

adwarf

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2011, 06:56:22 pm »
There fixed
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Phantom

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2011, 06:59:50 pm »
I AM GONNA DELETE YOU. >|(
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adwarf

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2011, 07:00:14 pm »
What, no I delete you.
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Phantom

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2011, 07:01:00 pm »
AVITUS IS A PROGRAM THAT DELETES VIRII.
IT DELETES THE SOUL.
IT DELETES YOU.
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Tarran

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2011, 07:07:44 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on February 17, 2011, 07:01:00 pm
AVITUS IS A PROGRAM THAT DELETES VIRII.
IT DELETES THE SOUL.
IT DELETES YOU.
Error: Deleter is not a Virus. So as fun as it would be to see you two fight, you can't really kill each-other.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Phantom

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2011, 07:08:45 pm »
Simple. I reroute one of the programs, protect it and jam it in his virtual groin.
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adwarf

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2011, 07:14:27 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on February 17, 2011, 07:08:45 pm
Simple. I reroute one of the programs, protect it and jam it in his virtual groin.

Oh !!!! GOD !!!!! THE !!!@!!!!! F****IN PAIN !!!!!! YOU !!!!!! @$$HOLE !!!!!!!!
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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2011, 07:18:05 pm »
Blip types out the daily traffic report for his homeworld.

Fifth day, 15th month, 247 local years after first colonization.

Teresterial traffic will be light, as the recent virus problems have been resolved.
Lower atmosphere traffic in the northwestern hemisphere will be restricted due to a major wether patern.
High atmosphere traffic will be clear.
There is no major extraplanetary trafic schedueled for today.

-Please remember to have your velichles checked for malwhare and/or imerging sentience before introducing them to the planetary grid

Blip will check for newly avaible corporate missions and continue to wait for the exploding ninja AI to deliver his share of the startup funds.
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Aklyon

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2011, 07:21:07 pm »
Before I post the update:
Deleter got beaten by an ancient program. :P
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Digital War
« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2011, 07:22:18 pm »
Spoiler: If I could be so bold (click to show/hide)
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita
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