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Author Topic: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger  (Read 22432 times)

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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2011, 02:03:03 am »

This is really tin foil hat material. Plus China improved from the Great Leap Forward. In fact, the current policies of the CCP are antithesis to Mao's method of thinking. Mao isn't given some sort of ghost seat in the CCP, and people don't venerate him unless they live in the country side. Please read up on history, from a book. Yes, Post 1956 Mao was an asshole, but that doesn't mean he always was an asshole. He didn't even know people were starving during the great leap forward, since the farmers exaggerated their numbers.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #61 on: February 17, 2011, 02:15:48 am »

China improved far more from the last few decades of global trade than it did from the leap forward
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #62 on: February 17, 2011, 02:19:40 am »

Yes, and Mao was also partly behind that.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #63 on: February 17, 2011, 02:45:44 am »

Come on, One world currency isn't going to kill you.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #64 on: February 17, 2011, 05:41:06 am »

Do you know how much Canadians and Americans despise each other?
Generalization won't get you very far. I personally quite like Canadians and Canada in general, seeing as it is a modern western nation and ally of the USA. Plus, we're continent buddies.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #65 on: February 17, 2011, 05:49:58 am »

I don't speek law this late at night after a few drinks. Does this mean Canada becomes a state of the US of A?

Because I realy liked Canada...

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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #66 on: February 17, 2011, 07:02:31 am »

I don't know what's more hilarious: How bullshit the original article is, or how poor the OP's points are for trying to convince us it's all real.

LOOK AROUND YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT OUR ECONOMIC TIES ARE INEVITABLY GOING TO CAUSE US TO MERGE DESPITE NO REAL CORRELATION BEING INVOLVED, AND THAT IT'S PERFECTLY FAIR AND SANE TO STATE THAT THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND CALL IT A US-CANADA SUPERSTATE? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

Anyhow, welcome to Americanada, Statesfolk. Now that we're all one you might actually have to learn about your northern brother!



Actually, since I'm thinking about the hypothetical situation now, there would be way more riots over declaring Canada a single superstate than anything else. We've got ten very separate provinces and three territories, and to just casually call Canada one big state would be incredibly insensitive. At the very least, each province/territory would have to be inducted as a state on their own.

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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #67 on: February 17, 2011, 07:07:50 am »

Actually, if the goblinisation finally hit maybe youll get our United States of canada and America, and ill get my Quebec.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #68 on: February 17, 2011, 07:12:20 am »

To be especially stickly, "United States of America" would still be a perfectly fine name.  It comes from the continent after all.  If the US, Canada, and Mexico all became one country, it would The United States of America, with a red/white/green/blue striped flag, decorated by an eagle eating a snake, in the middle of a maple leaf, surrounded by 94 stars (and there'd be two federal districts).
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #69 on: February 17, 2011, 07:28:47 am »

Except that no, just choosing a flag would probably bring the rioters around
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #70 on: February 17, 2011, 07:41:01 am »

Just make it look awesome enough.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2011, 07:48:12 am »

goblinisation

This is a much bigger threat than anything previously mentioned in this thread.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2011, 08:22:19 am »

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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2011, 09:04:27 am »

I think Nationalism is pointless. We're specks, living on a speck, which is orbiting a speck, which is one of many specks in a larger speck, and so on until you get up to the 'voids and filaments' structures (Voids of empty space, filaments of galaxy superclusters). We should just focus on getting off this dirtball.
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« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2011, 09:23:17 am »

I think Nationalism is pointless. We're specks, living on a speck, which is orbiting a speck, which is one of many specks in a larger speck, and so on until you get up to the 'voids and filaments' structures (Voids of empty space, filaments of galaxy superclusters). We should just focus on getting off this dirtball.

Yes but this is OUR speck

Also we Canadians would of course become the overlords, we would bribe any dissenters with our supperior alchohol.
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