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Author Topic: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger  (Read 22378 times)

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Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« on: February 16, 2011, 10:31:05 pm »
Obama Creates World’s First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
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In a shocking coup d’état said to rival Nazi Germany’s 1938 Anschluss (German for "link-up") of the Austrian Republic, the United States this past week effectively took control of Canada creating what is being called by Russian diplomatic officials as the world’s first 21st Century "Superstate".

The United States announcement of this "merger" between these two North American Nations was made February 4th by a posting on the WhiteHouse.Gov website of President Obama...

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The New York Times didn’t mention the Harper-Obama agreement...

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Equally as shocking were the Canadian government’s deliberate actions to keep this merger secret from their own citizens, and as we can read as reported by the Toronto Star News Service in their article titled "Canada kept U.S. border talks under wraps"
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 10:34:00 pm »
Tell me someone is either joking or saw it on The Onion (haven't checked there recently) and thought it was real.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 10:36:03 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on February 16, 2011, 10:34:00 pm
Tell me someone is either joking or saw it on The Onion (haven't checked there recently) and thought it was real.
It seems like the Not-Onion news site is serious (and crazy) about this topic. I honestly can't tell if Thundercraft is being serious or not.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 10:47:03 pm »
Yeah... One article from an "online newspaper" that opens with a comparison to the Nazis, and an article from The Star, Canada's version of the the New York Post or the UK Sun, purporting that America and Canada are set to (SECRETLY!!!!11!) become one nefarious superstate, for no good reason and to no definable purpose.

Call me back when Vicente Fox assumes power, disolves the Congress and forcibly adopts the Loonie.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 10:56:38 pm »
I was hoping for some Onion-y goodness.  I am disappoint.

Also, for the tinfoil hats out there:  The President doesn't have that authority anyway.  If you must name a villain, Congress is usually a better choice.  Besides, oligarchies are more believable than evil overlords any day.  :P
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 11:52:29 pm »
I love the Canadians! (Canadiens?) Let me be the first Michigander to welcome you into our country or vice versa because it doesn't really matter because it's too cold for the terrorists and they're afraid of Sasquatch anyways.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 11:54:20 pm »
Whenever someone asks me what state I'm from I say Canada.  When they tell me Canada isn't a state I tell them to give it a few years.

Now who's laughing, bastards?
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 11:55:56 pm »
I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 11:57:49 pm »
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I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 12:00:32 am »
I am, quebecer would not be happy to be merged with the US ( frankly, you (americans) really are hated around here (especially republicans) and thus sovereignty would be almost a given. You can keep the Rockies, i don't care about ski anyway.

Finally, someone to free us from Witch-King Harper
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 12:02:46 am »
Quote from: Mysteriousbluepuppet on February 17, 2011, 12:00:32 am
I am, quebecer would not be happy to be merged with the US ( frankly, you (americans) really are hated around here (especially republicans) and thus sovereignty would be almost a given. You can keep the Rockies, i don't care about ski anyway.

Finally, someone to free us from Witch-King Harper
stupid french bastards, you always hate everybody :P

AND THE ROCKIES RULES, I DON'T GET TO DROWN DURING THE GREAT FLOOD XD
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 12:03:32 am »
You do realize that if the very words "Merged with the US" came out of Harpers mouth the riots would start immediately?
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 12:04:49 am »
Come on, One world currency isn't going to kill you.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 12:06:17 am »
Quote from: Realmfighter on February 17, 2011, 12:03:32 am
You do realize that if the very words "Merged with the US" came out of Harpers mouth the riots would start immediately?
why are we evening bothering? and wouldn't they have to clear it with the UK too? They are still considered a Commonwealth of the crown.


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Come on, One world currency isn't going to kill you.
the EU is screwed right now because the rich nations are gonna have to bail out the poor ones DUE to the one currency.
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Re: Obama Creates World's First Superstate With US-Canada Merger
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 12:06:52 am »
Quote from: Taricus on February 17, 2011, 12:04:49 am
Come on, One world currency isn't going to kill you.
You cannot even Fathom how much we hate you.

You just can't.
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