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[rty275]

*GLaDOS's systems are not exercising, and thus do not get ripped by the chainsword. GLaDOS's systems are also metal and thus do not catch fire.*

[Furtuka]

*Tears her to pieces, and throws every piece into a fire*

[Phantom]

Dariel tries another thing.
Melta-bomb.

[rty275]

*Still alive starts playing*
"But who will make cake when I am gone? You? That's it, I'm not reasoning with you anymore."
*Wires entangle themselves around Furtuka and Dariel, starting to choke them.*

[Phantom]

"Lack of respiratory system, check."
Dariel blinks away effortlessly.

[Furtuka]

*calls Chell's Tech Assist on cell*

[rty275]

"Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Nice job breaking it hero."
*Missile turrets lower from the ceiling and start shooting at Dariel*

((And how are you talking with wires choking you Furtuka?))

[Furtuka]

Ta gueule, c'est magique

[Phantom]

"I have no interest in dying to you, GLaDOS. For that, you must pass on AI!"
Dariel hovers psionically, and rips the missile turrets out of their sockets.

[rty275]

((Je suis d'accord))
*Cake-cannon activate! It shoots many rounds of nitroglycerine cake at you*

[Phantom]

After spending quite a lot of time training, he dodges the cake's with ease.

[Ricky]

*Ricky falls as the face-wiper pushes him over. He bursts into tears.*

[Furtuka]

escapes and counters with This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tkyu67GhuI

[rty275]

"Annoyance plan activate!"
*Plays this at max volume, effectively countering any other musical advantage. Then promptly starts firing the Cake-cannon at Furtuka while using the Portal Gun turret to severely annoy Dariel*

[Furtuka]

*ties a spike to the top of ricky's head and throws him like a javelin at glados*