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[Phantom]

((I lost complete control of what is going on. What the hell is going on?))

[Carp Slayer]

"mrow  "


"i shall light the candles on the cake"

*breathes fire.... everywhere BUT the cake*

[rty275]

((I lost complete control of what is going on. What the hell is going on?))

((Cake is going on. So is hardcore techno))

[Furtuka]

((I lost complete control of what is going on. What the hell is going on?))

we all got booted out of the system

[rty275]

((I closed battlefield.exe, kicking everyone out of the system))

[Carp Slayer]

"I SHALL ATTEMPT SCIENCE"

*fumbles around with the computer mouse long enough to open DFRL.exe*


"BEHOLD AS I ALTER THE LAWS OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT "

[rty275]

*I run Dwarf Fortress with no FPS cap on my powerful system, doing multiple years per second while still doing well.*

[Furtuka]

*Pulls up a monitor connected to system and goes on Bay12 forums. *

[Phantom]

Phantom clicks on Reply.

Phantom types.
Phantom types an intricate paragraph of how he's not gonna participate in this cesspool.
Phantom's characters are removed, along with any references to programs.

[Furtuka]

*gives phantom a bag of party favors*

[Carp Slayer]

*speaks in boomingly godly voice*


"Now, what shall i do to these mortals?"


"AH! I know! of course I know. I know Everything."

"I shall turn this party INTO A FORT"

*uses mystic otherworldy powers*

"BEHOLD! IGNOK BRONZECASTED THE BONDS OF MURDER!"

[Furtuka]

*activates universe browser and exits dwarf fortress restoring things to normal*

[Carp Slayer]

"But what is this?"


"Not enough challenges?"


"I Know!"

"I shall form Zombie Giraffes And warthogs and rhinos!"


*uses even more mystic and other worldly pow- "OH AND SKELETAL CARP"


*finishes using powers*


((EDIT: HEY NO FAIR NINJA >:|)

[Phantom]

Phantom breaks the fourth wall.


Okay, mean seriously. Carp, Magma, and bunch of other bull I've seen enough of. Do you have ANY other stuff that is not so damn stale? I mean, I play Dwarf Fortress a lot still, modded it to a quite good degree, but I mean, seriously.

[Ochita]

"The Heck. Just. The Heck."
*Ochita hits Carp slayer on the head with a convenient frying pan.*
"No god powers!"