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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #195 on: February 16, 2011, 01:05:08 am »
"Hmm" Nathaniel regards the cake. "Why not..." He takes and eats the delicious cake.
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #196 on: February 16, 2011, 01:16:45 am »
"Enjoy the nearly-deadly neurotoxin. It is the secret ingredient."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #197 on: February 16, 2011, 01:19:41 am »
*falls from the sky*
"I gotta stop doing that..."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #198 on: February 16, 2011, 01:20:50 am »
"Thank you, the fact that I'll just jump to the next available clone should mitigate the effects some." Nathaniel continues eating the cake. "A wise man once told me that the cake was a lie, another wise man told me that all lies are true, and then a wise woman told me that wise men are just men with too much sun. Just how deadly is said neurotoxin? I mean, will I have time to finish the cake?"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #199 on: February 16, 2011, 01:22:58 am »
"The neurotoxin was designed as a cake ingredient, so it has just enough delay for you to eat the delicious cake, because I care."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #200 on: February 16, 2011, 01:25:12 am »
"Oh that's nice, haven't had occasion to eat cake in such a long time." a short while later he collapses dead on the floor. A short while after that an identical man folds into the room. "Any more cake perchance?"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #201 on: February 16, 2011, 01:29:47 am »
Certainly! I make it myself. There is one small problem however. This Man-Scrin-thing is tampering with my neurotoxin production facilities. Without those, the cake wouldn't be half as good. Could you terminate him for me? I would do it myself, but my missile turrets would only damage the facilities even more."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #202 on: February 16, 2011, 01:35:10 am »
"Hey, I'm just a pilot. Killing people really isn't my nature, I might give them painful electric shocks but killing goes a little far. You have any drink to go with the cake?"

"Why is the scrinny man messing with you anyway? The cake isn't bad at all as long as you aren't to invested in a particular body."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #203 on: February 16, 2011, 01:38:26 am »
"He has no digestive track. I tried to transfer it directly to his senses via a proxy brain, but he just broke it and started fiddling with my systems. I guess he is angry because he is missing out."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #204 on: February 16, 2011, 01:41:55 am »
"Then why not re-fit the payload of your missle system to concussive rounds surrounded by cake? He can't avoid all of it, and in a small way he will be able to have cake."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #205 on: February 16, 2011, 05:41:26 am »
*comes back* Heeeeeey! Wassup!?
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #206 on: February 16, 2011, 09:47:17 am »
"Hello. Would you like some cake? It's delicious!"
*A platter with cake on it lowers from the ceiling and stops in front of you*
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #207 on: February 16, 2011, 09:47:49 am »
"it'll kill you you know."
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #208 on: February 16, 2011, 09:51:33 am »
"But it tastes so good! Besides, there is only a 90% chance it will kill you. It might only leave you with just the brain cells to survive. You might become mute, deaf, dumb, and blind, but this cake is worth it!"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #209 on: February 16, 2011, 09:53:19 am »
"Doubt it."

*Goes back to playing Cube torture.*
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