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[Gatleos]

I may have actually contributed to getting the last thread locked by bringing up the incident, and for that I'm sorry. If you really must know, I uploaded the whole story of Obok Meatgod on DFFD. Read it there instead of discussing it here.

Anyway, biting eyes is fun. Biting out the eyes of a whole town is better.

[minno]

I may have actually contributed to getting the last thread locked by bringing up the incident, and for that I'm sorry. If you really must know, I uploaded the whole story of Obok Meatgod on DFFD. Read it there instead of discussing it here.

*shakes fist*

Anyways, I'll put in the story that I used to start the last thread.

I was getting a little bored with slaughtering everything in my path, so I recruited about 20 soldiers and wandered around in goblin territory for a while to get some epic battles.  Those fights cut my little army down to about 5, but those 5 just wouldn't die.  I went off and explored most of the (small) world, losing one more, but I still wanted to get rid of the other 4 before one of them managed to kill-steal a megabeast.  I was thinking of using my normal strategy of burning them to death, but I thought of something even worse.  The pools in the area were all frozen over, but the temperature was just "cool", not "freezing".  I lured all of my faithful companions onto the frozen lake, and waited there for half the day until the ice finally melted.  It melted, dropping all 4 of them into the pool, and I jumped in to watch them drown.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Cutting off body parts of my victims one by one to train up skills.

Accidentally leaving a heavily wounded bandit behind in pain when I chased after another.

Nothing major, really.


Oh, and I tried to lead a cyclops into a human fortress to try and get them to distract it while I tried to get the killing blow and thereby claim the kill.
I died, though, so I'd like advice on how to try again.

[du3lingdragon]

Recently after about 10 failed attempts, with multiple demigods on top of it, to destroy a bandit camp, and in the process giving them WAY to much fame than they deserved. i got myself a posse wiped out the majority of enemies and captured the bandit chief. While strangling him i knocked out every last one of his teeth with a hammer then stabbed him in the guts. Leaving him for dead i went to pick up some gold in the camp, get one-shotted by an archer. karma'ed!

[Karl Marx]

Genesis mod, My void master has a habit of blasting limbs into other dimensions and latching his poisonous tentacles around peoples necks.

By far the worst thing i've ever done with him is let a single keeper child live after slaughtering her entire town, I REALLY wish carrying comes soon, I would have picked her up and brought her on my manslaughter, eventually converting her to a follower, not a party member, a worshipper, the orcs and ezrakim elves call me god.

[Stone Wera]

Genesis mod, My void master has a habit of blasting limbs into other dimensions and latching his poisonous tentacles around peoples necks.

By far the worst thing i've ever done with him is let a single keeper child live after slaughtering her entire town, I REALLY wish carrying comes soon, I would have picked her up and brought her on my manslaughter, eventually converting her to a follower, not a party member, a worshipper, the orcs and ezrakim elves call me god.

In almost every world I've genned, the Orcs and Ezrakim have been at war. I think I might try to make an adventurer worshipped to bring the two nations together through religon. And then bring them closer by having the both of them wage war on me. And then I'll be dead and they'll realize what fools they've been to worship such a maniac and think just how quickly their combined force brought me down. Then they'll realize their combined power and take over the rest of the world. In fact, I'll do that now.

[Rumrusher]

Genesis mod, My void master has a habit of blasting limbs into other dimensions and latching his poisonous tentacles around peoples necks.

By far the worst thing i've ever done with him is let a single keeper child live after slaughtering her entire town, I REALLY wish carrying comes soon, I would have picked her up and brought her on my manslaughter, eventually converting her to a follower, not a party member, a worshipper, the orcs and ezrakim elves call me god.

In almost every world I've genned, the Orcs and Ezrakim have been at war. I think I might try to make an adventurer worshipped to bring the two nations together through religon. And then bring them closer by having the both of them wage war on me. And then I'll be dead and they'll realize what fools they've been to worship such a maniac and think just how quickly their combined force brought me down. Then they'll realize their combined power and take over the rest of the world. In fact, I'll do that now.

dang all I got was a small brawl with a bunch of abandon dwarven and human folk beating up a bunch of elves because a goblin party member decided to go kill a bunch of elven children in front of the princess... oh the glory days of 31.10 where when a site goes to smoke you can see people leaving.

[Vlad]

I took my companions to a volcano and had them fall in.

[b_boy_212]

lets just say that cutting open guts and pinching them and cutting off individual bits while the victim sleeps then doing this to a whole village is one of my favorite pastimes.

[Rumrusher]

lets just say that cutting open guts and pinching them and cutting off individual bits while the victim sleeps then doing this to a whole village is one of my favorite pastimes.

did ya turn those guts into armor or a wicked blade or hammer?

[Interus]

This was only horrible after I realized what I had done, and immediately made it so my character didn't know what she did.  I was playing a female and writing a story about her adventures, though it didn't get too far.  Up until this point, she'd been fairly innocent, killing gophers to get stuff to sell, and fawning over jewelry and fine weapons in the shops.  The closest thing to bloodlust that she got was chasing after a wounded alligator until it turned around, knocked her over, and kept retreating towards the river.

Then she was sneaking up on a couple animals, and a Rhesus Macaque(which fills me with hatred) walks up to her and breaks her stealth.  She threw a couple rocks at it, cut it twice, and then put her sword away when it gave in to the pain.  Then she grabbed its head with her free hand, ripped out both eyes, bit it in the neck, and shook it violently until it died.  A method that I use frequently with characters I don't care about.  Then I realized I had to write about her doing that, and how she felt.

So the worst thing I've done has nothing to do with destroying towns and civilizations.  It was violating my own character and then realizing what I'd just done.  That's recent though, and I've never been talented enough to wipe out towns anyway.

[Rumrusher]

This was only horrible after I realized what I had done, and immediately made it so my character didn't know what she did.  I was playing a female and writing a story about her adventures, though it didn't get too far.  Up until this point, she'd been fairly innocent, killing gophers to get stuff to sell, and fawning over jewelry and fine weapons in the shops.  The closest thing to bloodlust that she got was chasing after a wounded alligator until it turned around, knocked her over, and kept retreating towards the river.

Then she was sneaking up on a couple animals, and a Rhesus Macaque(which fills me with hatred) walks up to her and breaks her stealth.  She threw a couple rocks at it, cut it twice, and then put her sword away when it gave in to the pain.  Then she grabbed its head with her free hand, ripped out both eyes, bit it in the neck, and shook it violently until it died.  A method that I use frequently with characters I don't care about.  Then I realized I had to write about her doing that, and how she felt.

So the worst thing I've done has nothing to do with destroying towns and civilizations.  It was violating my own character and then realizing what I'd just done.  That's recent though, and I've never been talented enough to wipe out towns anyway.

you say that's evil I say rhesus shouldn't have tick her off on the wrong day of the month.
all that pent up rage from that gator must come out somehow be glad she didn't lose her stealth on some child and broke the kids neck drank the blood from his throat and kept stabbing the poor thing then throw a period menstrual egg* at him.




_{*adventure reaction}

well I was going to fully work on a Adventure Hub but with the lack of Offsets for 19 that kinda pushes any means of building a Evil lair on hold(nanofort plus custom sites from Dfusion gives me some room to design some forts with Traps for royality) meh only in .18 I guess.

[Urist McBusDriver]

Is it evil to attack a giant, chip a bone somewhere so he gives into pain, attack him in the head but fail to kill him, so while away the minutes while he's unconscious by steadily removing all his detachable parts with an axe?

I think in the end he suffocated in a pile of his own fingers.

[Evil One]

Is it evil to attack a giant, chip a bone somewhere so he gives into pain, attack him in the head but fail to kill him, so while away the minutes while he's unconscious by steadily removing all his detachable parts with an axe?

I think in the end he suffocated in a pile of his own fingers.

No, that's not evil, that's just DFs version of surgeons... I'd say you're adventurer is off to a great start in the training process!

[StreetPizza]

This was from a version before you could aim attacks.

I decided to go on a night killing spree, which, as always, is fun times. After a couple of victims, I wound up in a single home with a mother and her child sleeping in bed. Adorable. So I decided to destroy it. I started by beating on them with whatever weapon I had and then throwing their food barrel at them. At this point, they were still barely alive, but I decided to leave anyway. A little while after, I got a message for the mother's death, but not the kid's. He's gonna have fun waking up tomorrow morning.