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[Max White]

Actually, I am innoculated against that particular threat.  I watched the whole movie... and survived.  (... Or did I?) (And yes, it's pretty much as bad as it looks.)

Dear god, the docter who fixed you up much have been legendary +5.

[metime00]

I haven't seen most of these, and I have got to say, crappy 90s commercials are unparalleled everywhere!

[Gatleos]

Then again, you haven't seen IIIIIIIT yet. The deepest trench of advertising from which no entertainment can enter nor escape. You sanity may be lost, so I dare not post it.

You talk the talk, but how bad can it get?

Actually, I am innoculated against that particular threat.  I watched the whole movie... and survived.  (... Or did I?) (And yes, it's pretty much as bad as it looks.)

Actually, aside from the seizure-inducing flashy images, the trailer makes the movie look badass. Too bad...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

IIIIIIIIT

Then wash it down with this.

[Stone Wera]

Then again, you haven't seen IIIIIIIT yet. The deepest trench of advertising from which no entertainment can enter nor escape. You sanity may be lost, so I dare not post it.

You talk the talk, but how bad can it get?

Actually, I am innoculated against that particular threat.  I watched the whole movie... and survived.  (... Or did I?) (And yes, it's pretty much as bad as it looks.)

Actually, aside from the seizure-inducing flashy images, the trailer makes the movie look badass. Too bad...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

IIIIIIIIT

Then wash it down with this.

I'm supposed to come up with a campaign for Microsoft Songsmith. I wouldn't even buy Microsoft Songsmith.

Seriously, that was horrible. Microsoft commercials are a cancer on televised broadcasts. But as far as I can see through my spasming eyelids, that didn't even melt my brain (too much).

[Max White]

Deary me this is fun, we should make a thread in general. I have a much greater enducance test then anything laughing.

[Gatleos]

Yeah, we should move to GD. This is getting out of hand.

[NW_Kohaku]

Actually, aside from the seizure-inducing flashy images, the trailer makes the movie look badass. Too bad...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

IIIIIIIIT

Then wash it down with this.

... At first, I thought this wasn't so bad...

THEN I GOT "I CAN SING INTO THIS MICROPHONE, AND IT TURNS INTO A SONG" STUCK IN MY HEAD.

DAMN YOU! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!

[Max White]

I would do it, but... I had a run in with a gypsie preist. See he thinks I'm responcible for the death of he's daughter, but she totally came onto me, and she suggested the lake anyway. Point is it wasn't my fault. But now I'm cursed that every thread I ever make will fail... Strange curse I know, but back then I wanted to be a weaver for a living, so seems the wording carrys over.

[Stone Wera]

I would do it, but... I had a run in with a gypsie preist. See he thinks I'm responcible for the death of he's daughter, but she totally came onto me, and she suggested the lake anyway. Point is it wasn't my fault. But now I'm cursed that every thread I ever make will fail... Strange curse I know, but back then I wanted to be a weaver for a living, so seems the wording carrys over.

Well then someone else can make the thread for you. But I'm not doing it.

[Gatleos]

Alright, I did it. Quick, post before it sinks into the ABYSS.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=77823.0

[MaximumZero]

...WHY did I just watch all that crap!?

[idgarad]

Poo.

and pee.

The last thingss we need.. as in.. what we never want in DF.

Bullshit (literally) should be there. I am looking forward some day to building a crap-load of goblin cages, flooding the room with sewage to 4 depth, popping the cages and leaving them there until some god-aweful sewage dwelling fish of some sort spawns and devours them, adding more crap to the wet, steamy pile. My option  of torture are limited, sewage gives me tools to exact vengence against those damn goblins....

[NW_Kohaku]

Bullshit (literally) should be there. I am looking forward some day to building a crap-load of goblin cages, flooding the room with sewage to 4 depth, popping the cages and leaving them there until some god-aweful sewage dwelling fish of some sort spawns and devours them, adding more crap to the wet, steamy pile. My option  of torture are limited, sewage gives me tools to exact vengence against those damn goblins....

You know, every time I see posts like this, I never am quite sure whether these are legitimate arguments for or some sort of satirical argument against bodily waste.  I mean, nobody would actually think this is a convincing argument for these systems against the sorts of people who are worried about it being "too purile", right?

[Gatleos]

Bullshit (literally) should be there. I am looking forward some day to building a crap-load of goblin cages, flooding the room with sewage to 4 depth, popping the cages and leaving them there until some god-aweful sewage dwelling fish of some sort spawns and devours them, adding more crap to the wet, steamy pile. My option  of torture are limited, sewage gives me tools to exact vengence against those damn goblins....

You know, every time I see posts like this, I never am quite sure whether these are legitimate arguments for or some sort of satirical argument against bodily waste.  I mean, nobody would actually think this is a convincing argument for these systems against the sorts of people who are worried about it being "too purile", right?

What a coincidence, I just got to the fertilizer section in your novel of a thread. I disagree with anyone who says any kind of bodily waste should forever be excluded from DF. There's a line of course, and I think it's somewhere around making feces a liquid.

[Stone Wera]

Bullshit (literally) should be there. I am looking forward some day to building a crap-load of goblin cages, flooding the room with sewage to 4 depth, popping the cages and leaving them there until some god-aweful sewage dwelling fish of some sort spawns and devours them, adding more crap to the wet, steamy pile. My option  of torture are limited, sewage gives me tools to exact vengence against those damn goblins....

You know, every time I see posts like this, I never am quite sure whether these are legitimate arguments for or some sort of satirical argument against bodily waste.  I mean, nobody would actually think this is a convincing argument for these systems against the sorts of people who are worried about it being "too purile", right?

What a coincidence, I just got to the fertilizer section in your novel of a thread. I disagree with anyone who says any kind of bodily waste should forever be excluded from DF. There's a line of course, and I think it's somewhere around making feces a liquid.

I think we should stop talking about this. Start a new thread, but please don't dearil this, especially not with an argument about crap.


I'd like to see bogeymen either toned down or completely removed in the next versions.