Hmmm.... looking it up...
"8. How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook."
No eating dragons?
EDIT:
"73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick."
No naming of weapons cool things?
EDIT 2:
"101. I am not allowed to pave ANYTHING.
102. I am not authorized to start any civil engineering project on the taxpayer's dime."
No roads?
EDIT 3:
"190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden."
"345. I don't have weapon proficiency in elf, either."
"510. After a bloody battle, I will not celebrate by lying down and making carnage angels."
"519. Dual wielding party members is also frowned upon."
"542. No, I do not have time to carve that mountain in the shape of anything."
"625. I must remember before the next time I shave off the sleeping dwarf's beard and glue it to the sleeping elf, wars have been started that way."
"652. My fighter cannot take the flaw: Addiction- stabbing things."
"673. It's not necessary to install a portcullis in every single room of my castle."
"680. My axe doesn't go off accidentally when I'm cleaning it."
"696. Any plan involving strapping puppies to my armor is vetoed."
"777. Tai Kwan Doberman is not a real martial art."
"781. My tribe's trial by combat ritual is not best described as "Calvinball with axes""
"806. My character cannot have a noticeable impact, positive or negative, on a town's population."
"843. It doesn't matter how high his hit points or damage reduction are, we aren't sending the dwarf into battle via catapult."
"851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air."
"854. We will not take the dead dryad with us to use as kindling."
"864. My doctor's bag will contain more than just a bonesaw and a bottle of whiskey."
"876. If I want to play a rampaging nordic warrior and get handed a treehugging elf hippie instead, I can't play her like a rampaging nordic warrior."
"886. Elves are not deciduous."
"964. Elves aren't marsupials."
"982. Trailblaze means find a path, not cut down every tree between here and there."
"999. I can't train squirrel mobs to abuse the grapple rules."
"1680. The point of the Improvised Weapon Skill is not to see how many different things I can kill people with."
"1730. No putting all my weapon points in the blowgun."
"1731. If I take the blowgun, I at least have to poison the darts."
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