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[Nadaka]

No, they just murder taxpayer babies and use their blood in rituals to the god of public unions.  That scares off the IRS.

...But the IRS are public sector workers too!!!! /brain bleach required

Ah, but they have the power to find you guilty until proven innocent and ruin and wield financial ruin against the most helpless while more or less sparing anyone with a fancy tax attorney, and therefore cthul...fasci...republicans love them.

[mainiac]

Actually, republicans hate IRS agents.  Every dollar of additional funding for the IRS results in 10 dollars in additional revenue for republican campaign donors tax frauds republican campaign donors so the GOP has been cutting the IRS budget for the past 30 years.  One of the easiest ways to reduce the deficit in this country without raising taxes or cutting services would be hiring more IRS agents to cut down on tax fraud.  In a sane universe, we would have done it already.

[Aqizzar]

Actually, republicans hate IRS agents.  Every dollar of additional funding for the IRS results in 10 dollars in additional revenue for republican campaign donors tax frauds republican campaign donors so the GOP has been cutting the IRS budget for the past 30 years.  One of the easiest ways to reduce the deficit in this country without raising taxes or cutting services would be hiring more IRS agents to cut down on tax fraud.  In a sane universe, we would have done it already.

I've mentioned the proposed Republican budget in Congress includes cutting the IRS's operation budget by $600 million, right?  I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that at some point.

[mainiac]

With politics I pretty much take it as a given that you and I are up to speed on most of the important things.

[Nadaka]

I am sorry, I can't allow reality to get in the way when I need to make a joke.

At this point I either have to crack a joke or scream at the absurdity of it all.

[darkrider2]

Actually, republicans hate IRS agents.  Every dollar of additional funding for the IRS results in 10 dollars in additional revenue for republican campaign donors tax frauds republican campaign donors so the GOP has been cutting the IRS budget for the past 30 years.  One of the easiest ways to reduce the deficit in this country without raising taxes or cutting services would be hiring more IRS agents to cut down on tax fraud.  In a sane universe, we would have done it already.

I've mentioned the proposed Republican budget in Congress includes cutting the IRS's operation budget by $600 million, right?  I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that at some point.

Well, good! The real money handling should be done by people who have worked their way to the top climbing the corporate ladder! The IRS just wants to take your money, because no one in there earned their position! And no one else wants to get your money, no one but the government!

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[mainiac]

The real money handling should be done by people who have worked their way to the top climbing the corporate ladder! The IRS just wants to take your money, because no one in there earned their position! And no one else wants to get your money, no one but the government!

By the power of editing your comment I have turned you into a stooge!  I am a wizzard!

[darkrider2]

I am a stooge!

what'd you say?

[Leafsnail]

Just out of interesting, what's the Republican party line on tax evasion?  A google search didn't reveal anything other than a load of Republicans accused of tax evasion.

[darkrider2]

As far as I know, they do not regularly accuse the democrats of tax evasion. So they must do it.

>_>

[Urist Imiknorris]

Just out of interesting, what's the Republican party line on tax evasion?  A google search didn't reveal anything other than a load of Republicans accused of tax evasion.

Sigged.

[mainiac]

Just out of interesting, what's the Republican party line on tax evasion?  A google search didn't reveal anything other than a load of Republicans accused of tax evasion.

T-Paw (Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty) recently went on record saying that big corporations (such as Bank of America in this case) paid no taxes was because we needed to lower the corporate tax rate.

[Taricus]

WHAT.

*Brainshunt*

[mainiac]

He's a freedom loving republican and doesn't need your braining and thinking and whatnot.

[Leafsnail]

T-Paw (Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty) recently went on record saying that big corporations (such as Bank of America in this case) paid no taxes was because we needed to lower the corporate tax rate.

The idea that they would continue to not pay tax if they thought they could get away with it is ludicrous.  Clearly they are just not paying taxes out of principle.