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GreatWyrmGold

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« on: February 14, 2011, 06:45:26 pm »
After one caravan, I noticed a string of announcements noting that lots of items I'd traded to the caravan were stolen.

After the fall of the fort, I checked legends.


They were "stolen" by a donkey and a horse.

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Has this ever happened to you?
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 06:58:13 pm »
I had two children stolen by a horse once.

On reflection, it might have actually been two goblins disguised as a horse.
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 07:24:35 pm »
Traders have been reportedly able to steal. I have had some of my things stolen by elves before.
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 07:26:58 pm »
It further supports the fact that trader's should meet our good friend, Mr. Magma...
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 07:31:00 pm »
Egads!!!! a Trojan Donkey. well, time to build a x-ray machine for the depot
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 08:50:19 pm »
I do NOT want to imagine what the dwarven equivalent of the TSA enhanced pat-down entails...
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 08:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Angry Bob on February 14, 2011, 08:50:19 pm
I do NOT want to imagine what the dwarven equivalent of the TSA enhanced pat-down entails...
A good hard kick to the crotch.
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 08:54:05 pm »
Quote from: Angry Bob on February 14, 2011, 08:50:19 pm
I do NOT want to imagine what the dwarven equivalent of the TSA enhanced pat-down entails...

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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2011, 09:01:36 pm »
Quote from: Deviled on February 14, 2011, 08:52:11 pm
Quote from: Angry Bob on February 14, 2011, 08:50:19 pm
I do NOT want to imagine what the dwarven equivalent of the TSA enhanced pat-down entails...
A good hard kick hmmering to the crotch.

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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 09:17:57 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on February 14, 2011, 09:01:36 pm
Quote from: Deviled on February 14, 2011, 08:52:11 pm
Quote from: Angry Bob on February 14, 2011, 08:50:19 pm
I do NOT want to imagine what the dwarven equivalent of the TSA enhanced pat-down entails...
A good hard kick MAGMA-hammering to the crotch.

See?
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 10:14:09 pm »
Quote from: Mantonio on February 14, 2011, 06:58:13 pm
I had two children stolen by a horse once.

On reflection, it might have actually been two goblins disguised as a horse.

I want to see fan-art of this.

The horse, I mean. Not the goblins.

I want to see a horse making good his escape with two wriggling children in his sack.
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 10:19:00 pm »
My years of trolling extreme furry porn boards makes me cringe at the thought of what you just said...
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2011, 10:50:25 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on February 14, 2011, 10:19:00 pm
My years of trolling extreme furry porn boards makes me cringe at the thought of what you just said...

Why would you do this?
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 11:05:10 pm »
I just said, "Trolling furry porn sites" isn't that enough reason why?
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Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORSES AND DONKEYS?!?!
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2011, 11:13:25 pm »
but...
but to troll furry porn sites you first have to find furry porn sites  :o :'(
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