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UristMcDwarf

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Hilarious Historical Figures.
« on: February 13, 2011, 01:06:15 am »
Post your funniest, craziest, cruelist, or just weirded historical figures.

I got this priceless dwarf named "swordswallows"
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Samrobot

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2011, 01:45:38 am »
I speak for all when i say that King Cacame is without a doubt the weirdest DF historical figure.
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Spork The Slightly Insane

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am »

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Dreggon

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2011, 04:28:41 am »
Quote from: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am

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Sheesh, not much point me posting now, being as I can't top that.

...what type of forgotten beast is it?
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LuckyNinja

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2011, 04:37:20 am »
Quote from: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am

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You really don't want to know what its deadly attack is...
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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2011, 04:39:43 am »
Spittle?  Also, was he the forgotten beast of fellatio and pregnancy because that'd be beyond priceless.
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ral

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2011, 08:47:24 am »
Haven't seen any good historical figure names yet, but my current civilization is called The Bust of Virginity
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Mister Always

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2011, 08:48:23 am »
Quote from: ral on February 13, 2011, 08:47:24 am
Haven't seen any good historical figure names yet, but my current civilization is called The Bust of Virginity

Check if you have any fertility/other sexual gods. For great justice.
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Neopolis

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2011, 08:58:03 am »
Well, I had a dwarf called "Shaftsalve" once, and one named "Strokesack", but I won't go into that.


Associated with misery, heh...


Then there's this gangsta.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2011, 09:00:09 am by Neopolis »
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Spork The Slightly Insane

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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 11:30:59 am »
Quote from: Dreggon on February 13, 2011, 04:28:41 am
Quote from: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am

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Sheesh, not much point me posting now, being as I can't top that.

...what type of forgotten beast is it?
I didn't think of looking and I've already deleted the world.  :(
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Re: Hilarious Historical Figures.
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 03:23:21 pm »
Quote from: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 13, 2011, 11:30:59 am
Quote from: Dreggon on February 13, 2011, 04:28:41 am
Quote from: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 13, 2011, 02:29:39 am

/thread

Sheesh, not much point me posting now, being as I can't top that.

...what type of forgotten beast is it?
I didn't think of looking and I've already deleted the world.  :(

That's probably for the best.
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