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UristMcDwarf

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Comic On CraftDwarves.
« on: February 12, 2011, 04:23:12 pm »
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Girlinhat

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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2011, 04:23:59 pm »
Next: Lead Goblets.
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UristMcDwarf

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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2011, 04:31:44 pm »
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 04:35:53 pm »
I'm happy now ^^
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 04:39:59 pm »
I've often given my nobles Pitchblende furniture.
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"I haven't seen my parents in nearly a year, I can't move a foot in any direction, I spend all my days being attacked by animals, and I've been forced to drink sheep puke- wow that's a nice floor grate!"

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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 04:47:24 pm »
Or rooms made from cinnabar.  Above a magma cistern.
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2011, 06:04:54 pm »
Rock musical instruments
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 06:13:42 pm »
Quote from: Samrobot on February 12, 2011, 06:04:54 pm
Rock musical instruments
For Rock Music¿
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2011, 06:25:04 pm »
Not to be pedantic, but a granite boat can and will float if constructed properly. Remember your basic buoyancy, kids. If the boat is mostly hollow it will displace a greater volume than its granite material occupies. Thusly, it will float.

As for musical instruments made of stone, an ocarina can be carefully carved from stone and will sound just fine. Though different stone types will produce slightly different resonance and 'flavor' for the sound.

 
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2011, 06:29:15 pm »
This is an orthoclase piccolo.  All craftsdwarfship is stupid because your instrument is made of stone!

That being said, I'd heard about a musician who played a crazy instrument, which sounded like some form of synthesizer or electric guitar, but in actuality, his guitar was acoustic and made from petrified wood.
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2011, 07:56:05 pm »
As much as I loathe artifact toys, I do chuckle when they're covered with seven different kinds of menacing spikes.
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2011, 07:58:17 pm »
Quote from: Buttery_Mess on February 12, 2011, 07:56:05 pm
As much as I loathe artifact toys, I do chuckle when they're covered with seven different kinds of menacing spikes.

Urist McChild plays with his artifact granite puzzlebox...shortly after, a trip to the hospital for a LOT of suturing.
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2011, 10:18:45 pm »
Quote from: Mister Always on February 12, 2011, 07:58:17 pm
Quote from: Buttery_Mess on February 12, 2011, 07:56:05 pm
As much as I loathe artifact toys, I do chuckle when they're covered with seven different kinds of menacing spikes.

Urist McChild plays with his artifact granite puzzlebox...shortly after, a trip to the hospital for a LOT of suturing.

"You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us.  Taste our pleasures."
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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2011, 07:17:00 am »
Quote from: Bererez on February 12, 2011, 10:18:45 pm
Quote from: Mister Always on February 12, 2011, 07:58:17 pm
Quote from: Buttery_Mess on February 12, 2011, 07:56:05 pm
As much as I loathe artifact toys, I do chuckle when they're covered with seven different kinds of menacing spikes.

Urist McChild plays with his artifact granite puzzlebox...shortly after, a trip to the hospital for a LOT of suturing.

"You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us.  Taste our pleasures."

You win for the Hellraiser reference.


Of course knowing DF this probably isn't too far from reality...
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Dwarven Math:

Dorf + Magma + Insane Project = SCIENCE!

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Re: Comic On CraftDwarves.
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2011, 07:48:19 am »
Quote from: Bererez on February 12, 2011, 10:18:45 pm
Quote from: Mister Always on February 12, 2011, 07:58:17 pm
Quote from: Buttery_Mess on February 12, 2011, 07:56:05 pm
As much as I loathe artifact toys, I do chuckle when they're covered with seven different kinds of menacing spikes.

Urist McChild plays with his artifact granite puzzlebox...shortly after, a trip to the hospital for a LOT of suturing.

"You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us.  Taste our pleasures."
I was looking for the thumbs up option for that comment.
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