Henrique(Riccto)[2] You press a couple of the more flashy buttons, trying to figure out what they do. Smoke starts coming out of the machine. Huh, is that supposed to happen?
Trol(Trollan)[3] You manage to travel across the country in about a minute, but you can't find any boats to china that don't cost an arm and a leg and require passports and planning ahead and all that fun stuff.
Sir Frederick(Nirur)[3] You rush off to find the nearest art supply store, but get lost in the massive mansion and somehow end up back in the party room. Well, at least you didnt get totally lost.
Milo(Zrk)[1] Feeling cocky, you move the sword to sheath it, but accidentally thrust it all the way through your stomach and out your back. You hear the room collectively gasp as you fall to the ground in pain, coughing up blood. Errr, whoops.
Bob(HEN)[2] You try to follow Trol, but he is moving way to fast for you. You find yourself in some sort of field, surrounded by corn.
Mike(Flintus)[4-2] You successfully throw off your suit jacket, rip off your shirt, and throw wine at a particularly loud jeerer, but when it came time for you to shout to the crowd, all that came out was a quiet, not at all intimidating mumble. The crowd looks more pissed than horrified.
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Crowd: Become angry mob: [5]
The crowd in the party room forms into an angry mob, making weapons out of wine glasses and candlesticks and whatever else they can find.
Henrique Hazni(Riccto)
In good health
In a room with a smoking bigass supercomputer in it
Items: Suit
Trol Lan(Trollan)
In good health
Somewhere on the west coast
Items: Suit, glass of wine, treasure map, Samurai sword
Bob Elvis(HighEndNoob)
In good health
In a cornfield
Items: Suit, glass of wine, top hat, morningstar
Sir Frederick Robettica Charlemagne Earlsworth IV(Nirur Torir)
In good health
At the main room of the party
Items: Suit, flask of good tea
Milo Teirmo(Zrk2)
In quite poor health, seeing as you have a giant hunk of metal residing alongside your guts and all
Bleeding out in the kitchen after slaying a foul beast
Items: Suit, glass of wine, Bigass sword(In stomach)
Mike Thore(Flintus10)
In good health
In the main room of the party
Items: Suit bottoms, empty glass