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Author Topic: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?  (Read 9876 times)

ein

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #165 on: February 12, 2011, 02:59:34 am »

Plus IM ONLY SIXTEEN WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALCOHOL?

If you need to ask...

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #166 on: February 12, 2011, 03:00:11 am »

I thought it was my balls he wanted to chain saw off.

Not sure. Might've been both of us, actually.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #167 on: February 12, 2011, 03:00:45 am »

Plus IM ONLY SIXTEEN WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALCOHOL?
That's where the "social" element really comes into play. The healthiest thing to do is to be around others anyways.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 03:09:06 am by Sir Pseudonymous »
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #168 on: February 12, 2011, 03:04:38 am »

I'm getting out of here before everyone gets banned.

*runs off*
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #169 on: February 12, 2011, 03:05:44 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

That was you calling me a fake, Retro. Mnjiman, I did not want to kill YOU. Saying I would set you on fire when you said 'huggles' was a joke. Please understand that.

CrownofFire, I will not explode. I do not lose control.

I would calm down, Taricus, if Retro would just admit that he started this and apologised. Thats all I need to leave all this behind us.

Shambling Zombie, the only way people are going to get banned is if Retro does not apologise.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #170 on: February 12, 2011, 03:07:47 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

That was you calling me a fake, Retro. Mnjiman, I did not want to kill YOU. Saying I would set you on fire when you said 'huggles' was a joke. Please understand that.

CrownofFire, I will not explode. I do not lose control.

I would calm down, Taricus, if Retro would just admit that he started this and apologised. Thats all I need to leave all this behind us.

Shambling Zombie, the only way people are going to get banned is if Retro does not apologise.
Calling someone a fake is one thing. Calling someone a piece of human trash and a lesser being is something else completely.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #171 on: February 12, 2011, 03:09:20 am »

I never called you fake. -_-
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #172 on: February 12, 2011, 03:10:23 am »

I never said you did mnjiman.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #173 on: February 12, 2011, 03:10:46 am »

Sorry, guys. I altered reality to make this thread lulzy, but giving the universe orders from a limited human perspective isn't always the smartest of ideas.


Now i only see kittens in the thread. >.>
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #174 on: February 12, 2011, 03:11:17 am »

CrownofFire, I will not explode. I do not lose control.

You already did.

I would calm down, Taricus, if Retro would just admit that he started this and apologised. Thats all I need to leave all this behind us.

Demand submission rather than walk away.  How noble.

Just drop it.  If you're really that pissed about it, walk away.  Literally step away from the PC and do something else for a while to calm down.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #175 on: February 12, 2011, 03:11:37 am »

I never said you did mnjiman.

My bad, i thought that was a comma, its just a period.


Also: No sorry, but when I see multiple life threatening remarks towards me, i take it seriously. Diffidently when a individual rages on the forums.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #176 on: February 12, 2011, 03:12:04 am »

Practice discretion when dealing with people. Don't let your emotions rule your words, and accept moral losses when they mean long term victories. Making a stand is rarely the right thing to do, even if you're sure you're right.
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #177 on: February 12, 2011, 03:12:52 am »

I want him to apologise for calling me a fake, derailing my thread, and ruining my entire day. If he can't man up and accept he is in the wrong, then he IS a piece of human trash.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #178 on: February 12, 2011, 03:14:06 am »

If I could control reality I would change things so that teenagers were capable of accurate self-assessment.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #179 on: February 12, 2011, 03:14:21 am »

If I could control reality I would change things so that teenagers were capable of accurate self-assessment.
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