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Author Topic: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?  (Read 9891 times)

GamerKnight

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #150 on: February 12, 2011, 02:48:47 am »

If I can't kill myself how else am I supposed to deal with the ton of people who treat me like shit.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #151 on: February 12, 2011, 02:49:06 am »

1: Yes
2: Yes
3: Yes
4: About 100 times
5: Yes
6: Yes, drain cleaner wasn't powerful enough.

Go to a psychiatric or something instead of making empty, pointless, needlessly aggressive threats on the Internet.
I think your reaction suggests some serious mental issues.

Been to a psychiatrist. Worked for a while, until my parents decided 'thats good enough' and pulled me out to save money.

*looks around*

Remember when we talked about throwing goblins down pits instead of insulting each other? That was fun!

I dunno, I considered getting back to the original topic being discussed, but being "human trash" and a "lesser being" I didn't really feel like I was the right man for the job.

Or, GamerKnight, maybe you should accept that you got called out on trying to act Internet Dark and we can all move on. If you want to play up an overdramatic e-persona, well, it's hardly my place to tell you that it's 'right' or 'wrong' to do so, but don't be surprised when people call you out on it.

How about you accept that you started this flamewar. All that has happened is your responsiblity. You aren't happy, so you try to make ME feel bad? That makes you a lesser being. I have only stated facts on this thread.

I think Retro is very very happy.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #152 on: February 12, 2011, 02:50:04 am »

Everyone calm down, this thread was intended as some light-hearted fun.

please can we get back to it.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #153 on: February 12, 2011, 02:51:53 am »

*looks around*

Remember when we talked about throwing goblins down pits instead of insulting each other? That was fun!

I dunno, I considered getting back to the original topic being discussed, but being "human trash" and a "lesser being" I didn't really feel like I was the right man for the job.

Or, GamerKnight, maybe you should accept that you got called out on trying to act Internet Dark and we can all move on. If you want to play up an overdramatic e-persona, well, it's hardly my place to tell you that it's 'right' or 'wrong' to do so, but don't be surprised when people call you out on it.

How about you accept that you started this flamewar. All that has happened is your responsiblity. You aren't happy, so you try to make ME feel bad? That makes you a lesser being. I have only stated facts on this thread.
Sorry, but I don't see how insulting and threatening people is stating facts at all.

If I can't kill myself how else am I supposed to deal with the ton of people who treat me like shit.
Killing yourself means that people can't do that. If you seriously wanted to do it, you would have done it. Not be complaining about it on the internet.

Everyone calm down, this thread was intended as some light-hearted fun.

please can we get back to it.
This thread is too far gone to save as far as I can see.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #154 on: February 12, 2011, 02:52:16 am »

Everyone calm down, this thread was intended as some light-hearted fun.

please can we get back to it.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #155 on: February 12, 2011, 02:52:36 am »

I recommend drinking and smoking. Both are social activities that both make you feel good, and result in friendly human contact, which is necessary for a human mind to function properly. Sure, there are health risks associated with each, but those are long term and extremely minor compared to losing your fucking mind in an extremely agonizing fashion, which is what happens when you don't deal with other people on a regular basis.

You might hate the people you're around, but remember that you need them, so just smile and act nice. Manipulate others to work to your advantage, don't sit in a corner hating everything and crying.
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #156 on: February 12, 2011, 02:53:25 am »

If I can't kill myself how else am I supposed to deal with the ton of people who treat me like shit.

No one has treated you like shit, its simply you thinking you are being treated like shit. Its. In. Your. Head. Get. Over. Yourself. Your. Not. Special.



Ontopic: I would also like to fill a giant pool with toffee and dive into it.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2011, 02:53:37 am »

 Just ignore him. You're just making him post even more shit. : /
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2011, 02:54:50 am »

Drinking yes, smoking stay the hell away from.

Manipulate the stock market to have an economic cycle every two days.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #159 on: February 12, 2011, 02:55:32 am »

I started this thread, and Retro called me a fake. That was how all this started, CrownofFire. Retro said what I said was fake. But what I said was the truth. Which is where 'everything I have said is true' came from.

tomas1297. Read. What. Has. Been. Posted. In. The. Past.

Plus IM ONLY SIXTEEN WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALCOHOL?
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #160 on: February 12, 2011, 02:56:07 am »

Man, this thread is so entertaining. I'm just posting so I see it in new replies.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #161 on: February 12, 2011, 02:57:39 am »

Everybody calm down. again.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #162 on: February 12, 2011, 02:57:59 am »

I started this thread, and Retro called me a fake. That was how all this started, CrownofFire. Retro said what I said was fake. But what I said was the truth. Which is where 'everything I have said is true' came from.
Threatening others and insulting them is not telling the truth. Don't think for a second that you can threaten somebody on the internet and not get laughed at.

Man, this thread is so entertaining. I'm just posting so I see it in new replies.
I know, isn't it? I'm just waiting for GamerKnight to explode here.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2011, 02:58:25 am »

How about you accept that you started this flamewar. All that has happened is your responsiblity. You aren't happy, so you try to make ME feel bad? That makes you a lesser being. I have only stated facts on this thread.

Yes, I will take full responsibility for you threatening to cut off my balls with a rusty hacksaw and feed them to me. Definitely my fault. Should've seen that one coming.

I'm not sure why you think I'm trying to make you feel bad specifically, or that I'm driven by some deep desire to pacify my utter (and non-existent) misery by Ruining Your Life Forever. I called you out because I don't like to let bullshit fly un-noticed.

Also, this:
Drinking yes, smoking stay the hell away from.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2011, 02:59:11 am »

How about you accept that you started this flamewar. All that has happened is your responsiblity. You aren't happy, so you try to make ME feel bad? That makes you a lesser being. I have only stated facts on this thread.

Yes, I will take full responsibility for you threatening to cut off my balls with a rusty hacksaw and feed them to me. Definitely my fault. Should've seen that one coming.

I'm not sure why you think I'm trying to make you feel bad specifically, or that I'm driven by some deep desire to pacify my utter (and non-existent) misery by Ruining Your Life Forever. I called you out because I don't like to let bullshit fly un-noticed.

Also, this:
Drinking yes, smoking stay the hell away from.

I thought it was my balls he wanted to chain saw off.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.
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