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Author Topic: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?  (Read 9916 times)

mnjiman

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #120 on: February 12, 2011, 01:58:35 am »

Fun answer:
Complete Dwarf Fortress the way its supposed to be, and have it be able to play on anyones computer with any FPS issues.
Explore the Universe.
Participate in epic sword battles from the past.


Real Answer: Learn not to use it, in fear that I would abuse such power for my own gains.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #121 on: February 12, 2011, 02:01:02 am »

Learn to use as such that every time you abuse it, everybody wins.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #122 on: February 12, 2011, 02:04:12 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #123 on: February 12, 2011, 02:08:53 am »



 Here, this thread will need some.

 On topic, I would make socialism work. : P
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #124 on: February 12, 2011, 02:09:47 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.

Retro, I think you struck a nerve. You may of hurt its feelings. It seems offended. I might be wrong though. Maybe we should give it a hug?
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 02:11:39 am by mnjiman »
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

GamerKnight

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #125 on: February 12, 2011, 02:13:01 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.

Retro, I think you struck a nerve. You may of hurt its feelings. It seems offended. I might be wrong though. Maybe we should give it a hug?

Maybe I should remove both your testicles with a rusty hacksaw and then feed them to you both.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #126 on: February 12, 2011, 02:15:02 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.

Wow, calm down buddy. Is that how you react whenever anyone dares to question that you are a unique and special snowflake?

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Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.

Retro, I think you struck a nerve. You may of hurt its feelings. It seems offended. I might be wrong though. Maybe we should give it a hug?

Maybe I should remove both your testicles with a rusty hacksaw and then feed them to you both.

Welp, apparently it is.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #127 on: February 12, 2011, 02:15:11 am »

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.

Man if I wasn't trying to keep my signature quote-clear I would totally get on that, totally.

Anyhow, you should probably use your magic never-stop-thinking powers to find a way to get over it, rather than assuming that anyone who calls you out on the fake dark-and-mysterious persona you create to show off to your internet friends must be 'human trash.'

grr i'm gonna cut you up with rusty-yet-sharp-and-dangerous implements
internet can't handle me

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #128 on: February 12, 2011, 02:18:45 am »


Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.




Hi. I'm from the internet. I'm here to tell you that you're not special.

Identifying or sympathising with any of the above means it is in fact you who does not belong near other humans.

Threatening to cut people ball's off over the internet is, incidentally, a totally healthy and reasonable response and I commend your amazing grasp of human mores, but I do have to wonder what planet you actually come from.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 02:20:30 am by Makrond »
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #129 on: February 12, 2011, 02:20:18 am »

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

oh look more internet fellows talkin' bout how totally brilliant yet dark and impossible to understand and differentthey are via stupid boasts never seen that before

on topic, i would eat a lot.

Go away. You do not belong here. At all. You do not belong near other humans. You are a piece of human trash, and you need to get over it.

Retro, I think you struck a nerve. You may of hurt its feelings. It seems offended. I might be wrong though. Maybe we should give it a hug?

Maybe I should remove both your testicles with a rusty hacksaw and then feed them to you both.

*Huggles* Its ok, we are here for you.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

GamerKnight

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #130 on: February 12, 2011, 02:21:18 am »

For Christsake. YOU are the kind of people that drive me to depression, and I came HERE to get away from your kind. Oh and LordNagash, this is how I react when people laugh at the fucking loneliness and hate that I feel every day of my wretched life. Retro, this is how I am when I'm talking to lesser beings. Get over it. mnjiman, get away from me before I set you on fire.

Now that is out off the way, can the decent people around here get this thread back to where its supposed to be?
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #131 on: February 12, 2011, 02:22:37 am »

 How about you guys stop arguing on the internet to boost your ego and do something that makes sense?
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #132 on: February 12, 2011, 02:23:34 am »

Like removing Retro's spleen without anaesthetic?
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #133 on: February 12, 2011, 02:24:37 am »

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Don't mind me.

Also, Google image search failed me thrice in one post.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #134 on: February 12, 2011, 02:25:31 am »

I think I'd have fun making a sci-fi post-singularity universe.
1 - Alter physics to allow FTL travel without completely destroying reality.
2 - Create sources of continually renewing energy. Seed them throughout the universe in opportune locations. Never stay up worrying about the heat death again.
3 - Give humans the secret of immortality. Let them figure things out for themselves. Fast forward a couple decades or centuries if necessary.
4 - Watch the universe explode with life and bullshit drama.
5 - Film their adventures.
6 - Sell to TV execs in the late 20th century.
7 - ????
8 - Profit!

Also, making new life seems like pretty much the ultimate pass-time for the all-powerful, so I'd probably end up flooding the universe with poorly-thought-through animal people at some point.
Poor bastards.

Well FTL is possible. Not by actually *moving* faster than light, but by bending spacetime.
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