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Author Topic: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?  (Read 9945 times)

GamerKnight

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2011, 09:38:55 pm »

I would turn the USA into The Wasteland from Fallout. No other changes would be made apart from the nude Megan Fox and Emma Watson clones.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #61 on: February 11, 2011, 09:39:29 pm »

I would make GamerKnight a girl in a pretty pink dress.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #62 on: February 11, 2011, 09:40:28 pm »

You're really obcessed with those two aren't ya? Megan Fox ain't even all that hot, and Emma Watson is cute at best. But eh, to each his own.


Ninjaedit:Also, I totally agree with Max White
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #63 on: February 11, 2011, 09:40:49 pm »

If the other species were everywhere, surely the watery dot around the spiral-arm star would have been ripe for (at the very least) uplifting the local velociraptors.

This is part of what I would do while fucking around before getting bored. That and the same things any normal teenage male would do with that kind of power. >.> <.< *hangs my head in shame*

You only say that because you don't comprehend what it means to actually have it. Some would go nuts with it. Others would kill themselves before debasing their ideals, particularly if they've been on the receiving end.

Get off the fetish sites.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #64 on: February 11, 2011, 09:41:25 pm »

Also, making new life seems like pretty much the ultimate pass-time for the all-powerful, so I'd probably end up flooding the universe with poorly-thought-through animal people at some point.
Poor bastards.
You mean like us?  :p

I would make GamerKnight a girl in a pretty pink dress.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #65 on: February 11, 2011, 09:42:01 pm »

I would make GamerKnight a girl in a pretty pink dress.

I would cause Max White's dick to implode.

You're really obcessed with those two aren't ya? Megan Fox ain't even all that hot, and Emma Watson is cute at best. But eh, to each his own.


Ninjaedit:Also, I totally agree with Max White

Well, who do you think is hot? I mainly list those because they're the only ones who's names I know.  8)
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #66 on: February 11, 2011, 09:42:24 pm »

Megan Fox ain't even all that hot

Megan Fox is incompetent at what she does, so it's pretty much impossible for her to seem attractive to me. Oh, that and I don't think she looks that good.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #67 on: February 11, 2011, 09:43:17 pm »

Once you have the latter kind of power, you no longer want anything. Except a challenge.
Couldn't you just cheat and make it so that you'd never get bored? If you could bend reality, surely your own mind would be editable too.

Sure, but then what would you do all day?
Whatever you wanted? If you don't get sick of not having any challenges, why wouldn't you just do whatever you felt like forever?
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #68 on: February 11, 2011, 09:44:05 pm »

It was a joke Eugenitor, jeez. I would honestly just bring books and movies and games and such to life for my own amusement until I got bored, then make everything back to normal but use my powers to make things easier, like insantly training my dog >.>.


Ninjaedit: I think my ex-girlfriend is hot, I tend not to pay attention to actressess or anything like that. I know those two becouse A)I liked transformers so went to see the movie when it came out and B)same thing but for harry potter, and continued to watch those movies becouse they are actuilly good.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2011, 09:44:18 pm »

Megan Fox ain't even all that hot

Megan Fox is incompetent at what she does, so it's pretty much impossible for her to seem attractive to me. Oh, that and I don't think she looks that good.
yea thats true, my friend runs up to me very disturbed in his head and yells at me about Fox not on the next Transformers movie and i was like, so? his facial impression after that made me laugh all day

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2011, 09:44:35 pm »

I would cause Max White's dick to implode.

Just a little spiteful.  ;D

Oh, and yea, Megan Fox ain't got nothing that great. Emma Watson does do cute well, and I am a sucker for cute.

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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2011, 09:46:00 pm »

Megan Fox does look great coated in sweat and draped over cars and bikes though.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2011, 09:46:17 pm »

Cute is better than the kind of obvious thing that is more popular in general, atleast in my opinion.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2011, 09:47:30 pm »

Sure, but then what would you do all day?
Whatever you wanted? If you don't get sick of not having any challenges, why wouldn't you just do whatever you felt like forever?
At that point you might as well just hook the electrodes to the pleasure centers of your brain and put a brick on the lever.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2011, 09:48:36 pm »

At that point you might as well just hook the electrodes to the pleasure centers of your brain and put a brick on the lever.

That sounds like fun, is there a similar thing for forfillment? Because I would be up for that one.
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