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GamerKnight

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What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« on: February 11, 2011, 06:52:48 pm »
Yeah, I've been wondering about this for a while. The title is self-explanatory.

I'll start: I would make a massive zoo, imprison Cthulhu inside ad put a sign outside saying: Do not feed the Cthulhu.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 06:54:35 pm »
Reverse time to my first day at school, go from there.

The fun bit would be that this little kid would have the mind of somebody significantly older, so I would have to try my hand at acting basicaly my entire life to not attract suspision.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 07:27:08 pm »
Effectively eliminate scarcity, for myself at least.  Unlimited wants meets nigh-unlimited resources.  Woohoo!
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 07:33:27 pm »
Get really drunk.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 07:34:35 pm »
Already did. This existence is because I was really bored.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2011, 07:38:10 pm »
Quote from: Eugenitor on February 11, 2011, 07:34:35 pm
Already did. This existence is because I was really bored.

You son of a bitch.

EDIT: Oh, and I suppose I'd bypass my lack of crafting skills, allowing me to create some of the spiffy things I envision without the whole "I do not have the ability to actually do that" thing getting in the way.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2011, 07:40:37 pm »
Everything is touhou.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2011, 07:44:30 pm »
I would ride an Alien Queen around while screwing Megan Fox. What else?
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2011, 08:00:01 pm »
You would get bored of being 'all powerful' fairly quickly. Take the hard road, for the sake of your own sanity.

Also, Megan fox? Realy, you can't do any better? Atleast say Emma Watson, that way your supporting a movie franchise that was good at once point in time.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2011, 08:01:51 pm »
Become the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and glide around the universe spreading goodwill and pasta.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2011, 08:05:42 pm »
I'd probably get bored one day and make myself forget that I ever had those powers.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2011, 08:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Max White on February 11, 2011, 08:00:01 pm
You would get bored of being 'all powerful' fairly quickly. Take the hard road, for the sake of your own sanity.

Also, Megan fox? Realy, you can't do any better? Atleast say Emma Watson, that way your supporting a movie franchise that was good at once point in time.

Megan Fox was the first one that came to mind. But then again I would probably screw Emma Watson at the same time. Now THAT would be epic.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2011, 08:13:54 pm »
Quote from: Max White on February 11, 2011, 08:00:01 pm
You would get bored of being 'all powerful' fairly quickly. Take the hard road, for the sake of your own sanity.

I suspect the lives of the mighty (rich, influential, lucky, or in this case superhuman) are no less legitimate or engrossing than the lives of the meager.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2011, 08:15:06 pm »
I would make a book, say, a thousand pages long, that could hold any text I desired. Kind of like an ebook, but with actual pages, and no backlighting.

Also: holophonors.
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Re: What would you do if you could bend reality to your will?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2011, 08:16:29 pm »
Quote from: Earthquake Damage on February 11, 2011, 08:13:54 pm
Quote from: Max White on February 11, 2011, 08:00:01 pm
You would get bored of being 'all powerful' fairly quickly. Take the hard road, for the sake of your own sanity.

I suspect the lives of the mighty (rich, influential, lucky, or in this case superhuman) are no less legitimate or engrossing than the lives of the meager.

Oh, I assure you that the lives of the mighty are fun times indeed. I've written about them. But there's a difference between 'mighty' and 'can do anything'. Once you have the latter kind of power, you no longer want anything. Except a challenge.
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