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[Eugenitor]

At that point you might as well just hook the electrodes to the pleasure centers of your brain and put a brick on the lever.

That sounds like fun, is there a similar thing for forfillment? Because I would be up for that one.

It's your reality, isn't it? Go nuts.

[GamerKnight]

They did that rats. The rats pulled the lever until they starved to death. The day they invent a human orgasm switch is the day the earth ends.

[Max White]

It's your reality, isn't it? Go nuts.

Oh yea... THE MATRIX FOR EVERYBODY! Although this time were doing it for total instant gratifacation!

This will be interesting.

[KaguroDraven]

Actuilly I know what I would do, I would remove the fact that I get bored with things stupidly fast, so that I can enjoy things longer. Then I would unleash video game characters, like Kratos for instance, on people who annoy me.

[Earthquake Damage]

At that point you might as well just hook the electrodes to the pleasure centers of your brain and put a brick on the lever.

But you prefer a challenge, right?  You might as well just make yourself utterly powerless, helpless even, to the point that even the most common task is nigh-insurmountable.

[G-Flex]

At that point you might as well just hook the electrodes to the pleasure centers of your brain and put a brick on the lever.

But you prefer a challenge, right?  You might as well just make yourself utterly powerless, helpless even, to the point that even the most common task is nigh-insurmountable.

I'd make all kinds of self-imposed challenges (they'd need to be self-imposed, really) for myself, because there's effectively zero risk. Why not see if you could climb a building when you don't have to worry about splattering against the ground?

[Eugenitor]

At that point you might as well just hook the electrodes to the pleasure centers of your brain and put a brick on the lever.

But you prefer a challenge, right?  You might as well just make yourself utterly powerless, helpless even, to the point that even the most common task is nigh-insurmountable.

Did that. If you think being a human is hard, try being a trilobite.

[Max White]

Did that. If you think being a human is hard, try being a trilobite.

If you think being a trilobite is hard, then you should try being GamerKnight!
*Ba dum tish*

[GamerKnight]

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

[G-Flex]

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

I think this is how conspiracy theorists and guys like Gene Ray (timecube) happen.

[Eagleon]

If the other species were everywhere, surely the watery dot around the spiral-arm star would have been ripe for (at the very least) uplifting the local velociraptors.

Who says they didn't think apes were way cooler? Never mind, couldn't keep a straight face typing that.

[Max White]

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

We are all incredibly good looking. It's just that because there is still variation within the species, we have a frame of referance to work within, and so within the human race some of us are more better looking then others. As a race we are dead sexy, as far as we are concered anyway.

After all, most humans would date an ugly girl before they date a well groomed cat. Most sane humans.

[GamerKnight]

Being me is surprisingly easy once you get past the fact that I can never stop thinking. Ever. There is no release. I actually worked out how religions that feature an afterlife are responsible for global warming and how monogamy is the reason we aren't all incredibly good-looking.

I think this is how conspiracy theorists and guys like Gene Ray (timecube) happen.

Actually no, mine make quite a bit of sense, but that is for a different thread, back to the thread!

[Earthquake Damage]

Who says they didn't think apes were way cooler? Never mind, couldn't keep a straight face typing that.

Apes are cooler.  Observe!

[Max White]

I go to mars and colonise it with a single, massive sentient plant, that had a hive mind going with deadly spores that it shot at earth, and have fun watching earth try to kill it.