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Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« on: February 11, 2011, 01:49:09 pm »
ITT we come up with advertising slogans based on Dwarf Fortress.

I'll start;

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 05:04:51 pm »
watching... <.< >.>
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 05:48:02 pm »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 06:32:23 pm »
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50892.0  The pre-existing thread was almost bumped off of the first page by this one.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 10:15:49 am »



(about 20 seconds in paint, so don't moan about ze quality!)
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 02:36:10 pm »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2011, 03:24:34 pm »
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 03:26:47 pm by Stworca »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 03:32:22 pm »
Quote from: Stworca on February 12, 2011, 03:24:34 pm
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Spoiler: Humans have Calvin Klein. Dorfs have... (click to show/hide)
Microcline, eh? :
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2011, 03:50:12 pm »
Quote from: Scaraban on February 12, 2011, 03:32:22 pm
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2011, 04:10:22 pm »
PM him an apology, and he might only send you a BC.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2011, 04:35:23 pm »
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2011, 12:31:52 am »


This thread is going to be good.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2011, 07:04:38 am »
Someone had to do it sooner or later, and since the thread seems half-dead.. i regret to inform you, that its going to be me

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2011, 03:34:35 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on February 12, 2011, 04:10:22 pm
PM him an apology, and he might only send you a BC.
NO it's too late, he shall have a heart to hell-stone with MY SLADE COLOSSI!!! (Wild Version)
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Slogans
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2011, 11:24:33 pm »
Dwarf Builds cistern. 
Dwarf Builds floodgate.
Magma fills cistern.
Floodgate holds back magma.
Lever hooked to floodgate. 

Respect the lever.
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