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Author Topic: Do Dwarves Ride?  (Read 5710 times)

Cyroth

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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2011, 03:11:13 pm »
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2011, 04:36:24 pm »
riding tigermen to battle anyone?
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2011, 04:49:44 pm »
Tigermen riding actual tigers :o
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2011, 05:05:56 pm »
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Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on February 10, 2011, 10:51:37 pm
War TREES!
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Never say that again.

That reminded me of this
Trees are teh ebil.
Damn you, I just spent over an hour reading that. >:(
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2011, 05:14:36 pm »
Why has no one mentioned riding carp yet?
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2011, 05:17:34 pm »
Because carp is the dwarf's natural predator and that means...

...that one must be ridden.  Except, you know, the whole drowning business.
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« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2011, 05:18:58 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on February 11, 2011, 05:17:34 pm
Because carp is the dwarf's natural predator and that means...

...that one must be ridden.  Except, you know, the whole drowning business.

Yeah, but that is what modding is for. Oh, and while you're at it, make it so they can use armor/weapons.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2011, 09:20:24 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on February 10, 2011, 10:52:18 pm
This got derailed fast.
Yup. Sad that dwarves don't mount their [MOUNT]s.

Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on February 10, 2011, 11:01:30 pm
War T-Rex.
:o :o :) :D
Someone really needs to point me towards a dino mod, please...

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My idea was admittedly a demented version of the screwpump with additional oscillating serrated discs on the side moved by pedal power and fueled by a tank of booze on the back.

Materials needed for construction, one corkscrew, a throne, two mechanisms, a barrel, a pipe, and a mess of discs.  The barrel to hold the booze.
:o :o :o
Wow. Just...wow. Insane. Deadly. Likely to get someone killed.
Dwarfy.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2011, 01:09:51 am »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this.  Tamed War Seas Serpents,  I imagine my dwarf diving into a ocean and finding one and after several minutes of wrestling he plugs his beard into it's ear and he becomes part of the sea serpent and the sea serpent becomes part of him.  They go on to explore the vast oceans and discover the lost city of Boatmurdered.  You may be saying that Boatmurdered burned to the ground but that was just a cover-up by the dwarven government because Boatmurdered actually sunk to the bottom of the ocean.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2011, 02:12:43 am »
Dwarves: Like Na'vi, except with beards, and short, and pale, and drunk, and they destroy entire ecosystems on accident with nothing more than a few blocks of bauxite.  So, not really like Na'vi...
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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2011, 02:36:30 am »
My Hammerer is always trying to catch my dwarfs riding dirty.
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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2011, 04:33:44 am »
War dogs as mouths, but only if these dogs have size of bear, and red, glowing eyes of DOOM to kill goblins by just looking at them.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2011, 04:47:22 am »
Imagine the following in your mind:

War Bauxite.

Yea, I cant wait for mounts myself.
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« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2011, 08:56:51 am »
Quote from: martys1103 on February 12, 2011, 04:33:44 am
War dogs as mouths, but only if these dogs have size of bear, and red, glowing eyes of DOOM to kill goblins by just looking at them.

Maybe, when bees come out...
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2011, 10:21:26 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on February 12, 2011, 02:12:43 am
Dwarves: Like Na'vi, except with beards, and short, and pale, and drunk, and they destroy entire ecosystems on accident with nothing more than a few blocks of bauxite.  So, not really like Na'vi...

What? The foul stench and fumes from a dwarf's beard enters the brain of said animal and hundreds of brain cells are killed and in turn calms the creature.  The fumes also destroy the hostility section of the brain making it so the dwarf can ride the animal.  Since goblins don't have beards whenever they ride a animal it ends up doing whatever it wants.
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