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GreatWyrmGold

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Do Dwarves Ride?
« on: February 10, 2011, 09:56:12 pm »

...Like, horses or elephants or anything? I know that siegers sometimes do, but do dwarves?
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2011, 09:57:33 pm »

Nope. But buying livestock in adventurer mode is in the next release, and horseback riding in dwarf mode can't be far behind that. :D
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2011, 09:58:35 pm »

Nope. But buying livestock in adventurer mode is in the next release, and horseback riding can't be far behind that. :D

Then finaly we might get warbear mounts.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2011, 09:59:10 pm »

Bah!  As any dwarf worthy of his beard knows, if its worth getting to, its worth getting to on yer own two steel-boot shod feet!  :P
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2011, 09:59:50 pm »

Nope. But buying livestock in adventurer mode is in the next release, and horseback riding can't be far behind that. :D

Then finaly we might get warbear mounts.
Or war elephants, Hannibal*-style!
*I think he used war elephants.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2011, 10:12:25 pm »

Nope. But buying livestock in adventurer mode is in the next release, and horseback riding can't be far behind that. :D

Then finaly we might get warbear mounts.
Or war elephants, Hannibal*-style!
*I think he used war elephants.
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
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Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2011, 10:15:47 pm »

No, giant war eagles!

Urist McEaglerider: "By me booze-soaked beard! Dwarves should stay on th' ground, preferably under it! I'm gonna be sick!"

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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2011, 10:19:00 pm »

No, giant war eagles!

Urist McEaglerider: "By me booze-soaked beard! Dwarves should stay on th' ground, preferably under it! I'm gonna be sick!"

Combat Report: The <weapon>sdwarf vomits.
The spinning vomit hits the Speargoblin in the head, shattering the bone and tearing apart the brain through his <<iron helmet>>.
A tendon in the skull has been torn!

Since vomit is somesort of fluid, the goblin would have drowned instead.   :P


edit: imagine the engravings!
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2011, 10:32:47 pm »

Dear Akura,
2 things
1. I am so looking forward to creating my own bomber fleet of dwarves
2. I love New Vegas.

I can picture the engravings now.

"This is a masterful engraving of Urist McBomberdwarf and Goblin McPedofile in native platinum. The artwork relates to the killing of Pedofile in 107. Pedofile is making a plantive gesture, Urist is vomiting.

Edit: I started typing that before Ultimuh posted >__> but he beat me too it, great minds?
« Last Edit: February 10, 2011, 10:34:18 pm by Masterspartacus »
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2011, 10:35:23 pm »

Paedophile*.


Also, war cats.
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2011, 10:37:14 pm »

Paedophile*.
Also, war cats.

This is dorf fortress, get your elven spelling out of here!  :P
Also, war kittens.

Edit: Ultimuh wins, I can just imagine a dorf that hates purring maggots riding a swarm of them into battle.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2011, 10:39:52 pm by Masterspartacus »
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2011, 10:38:05 pm »

Paedophile*.
Also, war cats.

This is dorf fortress, get your elven spelling out of here! >:O
Also, war kittens.

War.. VERMIN!
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2011, 10:46:49 pm »

Can you weaponize miasma?


... oh, and War Wamblers, Fluffy!
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2011, 10:51:37 pm »

War TREES!
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Re: Do Dwarves Ride?
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2011, 10:52:18 pm »

This got derailed fast.
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