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EvilFuzzy9

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #90 on: February 16, 2011, 06:00:27 pm »
Return her to her parents. Then kill her parents, causing her to swear revenge on me.

... I've always wanted to have an arch-enemy.

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Acanthus117

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #91 on: February 16, 2011, 06:04:48 pm »
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I doubt a LEETLE BAYBEE GURL could do much to HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

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What? I like throwing +steel crossbow bolts+ at people!
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Is apparently a Lizardman. ಠ_ಠ
Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #92 on: February 16, 2011, 06:08:52 pm »
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.
I was too.
Then I was exposed to the corruption that was DF.
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What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #93 on: February 16, 2011, 06:17:38 pm »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on February 16, 2011, 06:04:48 pm
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I doubt a LEETLE BAYBEE GURL could do much to HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

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What? I like throwing +steel crossbow bolts+ at people!

Yeah, but I'm talking long-term, here. She'll grow up and train herself into an utter badass in her single-minded quest for revenge, thereby counteracting her pansy elvish ways.

And some day in the future, she will come across a handsome young man with whom she will fall in love, not realizing he is my son! Muahahahahah~!
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2011, 06:19:08 pm »
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And then I'll burst on the scene like Kool-Aid man, throw crossbow bolts and assorted bodily organs at them, and proceed to rip their arms off and use them as clubs.

And then pick up rocks and buy myself a big heaping sack of weapons and armor.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2011, 07:59:30 pm »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on February 16, 2011, 06:19:08 pm
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And then I'll burst on the scene like Kool-Aid man, throw crossbow bolts and assorted bodily organs at them, and proceed to rip their arms off and use them as clubs.

And then pick up rocks and buy myself a big heaping sack of weapons and armor.
A -Steel Bolt- strikes Acanthus
it pierces through his phallus!
It pierces through his left testicle!
It Pierces through his right testicle!
Acanthus gives in to pain!
Acanthus has been knocked unconscious!
Acanthus has died of humiliation!
Tempest Mountainmurdered The Eternal Angel laughs as he eats the elven girls body!
.........Dwarf Fortress has corrupted me.....
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #96 on: February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm »
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin leather bag...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #97 on: February 16, 2011, 09:03:19 pm »
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elf leather bag...

I can dream ...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #98 on: February 16, 2011, 11:15:23 pm »
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elfGoblin-elf hybrid leather bag...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #99 on: February 16, 2011, 11:17:56 pm »
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:15:23 pm
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elfGoblin-elf hybrid caravan leather bag...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #100 on: February 16, 2011, 11:19:14 pm »
Quote from: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:17:56 pm
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:15:23 pm
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elfGoblin-elf hybrid caravan everything happened to be in a cage at it's making leather bag...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #101 on: February 16, 2011, 11:48:28 pm »
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:19:14 pm
Quote from: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:17:56 pm
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:15:23 pm
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elfGoblin-elf hybrid caravan everything happened to be in a cage at it's making god leather bag...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #102 on: February 16, 2011, 11:58:32 pm »
Quote from: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:48:28 pm
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:19:14 pm
Quote from: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:17:56 pm
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:15:23 pm
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elfGoblin-elf hybrid caravan everything happened to be in a cage at it's making god leather bag...
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #103 on: February 17, 2011, 12:23:09 am »
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:58:32 pm
Quote from: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:48:28 pm
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:19:14 pm
Quote from: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:17:56 pm
Quote from: xeivous on February 16, 2011, 11:15:23 pm
Quote from: Batta on February 16, 2011, 08:03:45 pm
Quote from: Jing0000 on February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.

I like to believe that no matter how morbid or tasteless the humor here gets, each of us still has a good heart. Though some of us might keep ours in a goblin ^elfGoblin-elf hybrid caravan everything happened to be in a cage at it's making god frozen soap leather bag leather bag...
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xeivous

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #104 on: February 17, 2011, 12:25:44 am »
We are going off topic.

back to the elf-maiming.
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