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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #75 on: February 13, 2011, 03:55:44 pm »
Quote from: Melagius on February 13, 2011, 03:42:06 pm
I'd say hello and go on my way. Unnecessary violence is pointless, and this young lass could have a promising life in front of her. I have no right to take it away.

I think you misspelled "murder her as sacrifice to Armok."
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Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #76 on: February 13, 2011, 05:09:32 pm »
I would probably pick her up, place her in a fire-safe chest/coffer, lock it and bury it somewhere safe,
to protect her from whatever fate you guys have in store for her.




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wait..  what?
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #77 on: February 13, 2011, 05:31:45 pm »
Quote from: Melagius on February 13, 2011, 03:42:06 pm
I'd say hello and go on my way. Unnecessary violence is pointless, and this young lass could have a promising life in front of her. I have no right to take it away.
You should do stand-up good sir.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #78 on: February 13, 2011, 06:29:13 pm »
Quote from: Deadly Lamarr on February 12, 2011, 11:22:30 pm
Well, you'll probably wind up with a -fluffy wambler corpse chest- or something like that, but I don't see why not.

AFAIK, this should be able to turn anything you can pick up into a chest, short sword, or piccolo. You can even use these as a template for other "turn anything into anything else" reactions. Here's a list of item and material tokens. (It's down a bit.)

edit: Actually, I have no idea what will happen if you use this on a live creature. Maybe the game will crash or maybe you will commit a crime against nature. Standard for Bay 12, I guess.
turn fluffy wabbler into molten Iron so nah no crashes.
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I thought I would I had never hear my daughter's escapades from some boy...
DAMN YOU RUMRUSHER!!!!!!!!
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #79 on: February 13, 2011, 11:42:43 pm »
Explanation: Elfs are extreemly annoing in a fortress , but blame me I hate them just because they stole from mein stockpile
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #80 on: February 14, 2011, 05:00:06 pm »
Quote from: Qinetix on February 13, 2011, 11:42:43 pm
Explanation: Elfs are extreemly annoing in a fortress , but blame me I hate them just because they stole from mein stockpile

What? How did they do that? you should check the raws, that's wierd.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #81 on: February 15, 2011, 04:03:58 pm »
Quote from: Rumrusher on February 13, 2011, 06:29:13 pm
Quote from: Deadly Lamarr on February 12, 2011, 11:22:30 pm
Well, you'll probably wind up with a -fluffy wambler corpse chest- or something like that, but I don't see why not.

AFAIK, this should be able to turn anything you can pick up into a chest, short sword, or piccolo. You can even use these as a template for other "turn anything into anything else" reactions. Here's a list of item and material tokens. (It's down a bit.)

edit: Actually, I have no idea what will happen if you use this on a live creature. Maybe the game will crash or maybe you will commit a crime against nature. Standard for Bay 12, I guess.
turn fluffy wabbler into molten Iron so nah no crashes.

I have actually made a fluffy wambler fluff short sword since then. I guess it's something like a feather duster.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2011, 05:21:59 am »
I wouldn't kill her. With such bravery she could become Tholtig of the elves.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2011, 07:12:46 am »
Any elf kid approaching ME is probably a villager, and in that case wil stab me repeatedly with boning knives until I die.
Failing that, I will throw a handful of sand at her and break every bone in her little body. With one handful.
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2011, 11:21:24 am »
>She stops in front of you and holds out a flower to you
>Elf
>holds out a flower
she probably is some kind of psycho child, because elfs don't hurt nature.

also this thread is full with disgusting sickfucks.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2011, 12:55:06 pm »
Quote from: nogibator on February 16, 2011, 11:21:24 am
>She stops in front of you and holds out a flower to you
>Elf
>holds out a flower
she probably is some kind of psycho child, because elfs don't hurt nature.

also this thread is full with disgusting sickfucks.

Indeed it is.. Their sollution would be 90%of the time be magma.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2011, 03:22:16 pm »
Quote from: nogibator on February 16, 2011, 11:21:24 am
also this thread is full with disgusting sickfucks.

To be fair and even-handed on this matter, remember : These are elves, being "sickfucks" is normal to them..
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2011, 05:05:11 pm »
Quote from: Serrational on February 16, 2011, 03:22:16 pm
Quote from: nogibator on February 16, 2011, 11:21:24 am
also this thread is full with disgusting sickfucks.

To be fair and even-handed on this matter, remember : These are elves, being "sickfucks" is normal to them..
Very true, considering the fact that they eat sentient organisms and start wars over plants.
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Quote from: jaxy15 on June 03, 2011, 05:26:43 am
What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.

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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2011, 05:55:36 pm »
I was a good person when I First started reading these forums...I really was.
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Re: You see an elf child...
« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2011, 05:58:15 pm »
The people who try to kill the little girl:

You swing your copper Battle-Axe at the elven child's head.
You miss!
The elven child counter-attacks.
The elven child punches you in the head, breaking the skull and jamming it through the brain.
You have been struck down.

She's going to eat now...
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Flailing people to death with empty socks, though, that takes a lot of effort. Less so if the sock's made out of something interesting, but generally quite difficult.
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