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Who should I focus on?

The Holy Roman Empire
- 2 (14.3%)
The Timurids
- 3 (21.4%)
The Mongols
- 0 (0%)
The Papal States (Oh god, don't do it.)
- 9 (64.3%)
Spain
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14


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Author Topic: Medieval II: Total War LP  (Read 34667 times)

Zrk2

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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #240 on: April 02, 2011, 11:24:21 am »

...You were on a different island...

Excerpt accepted! You are now insane.
Forget you were in Bay 12 for a minute?

My bad, now he is so insane he can't function in society... Dammit. Now he is...

OK nevermind, DAMN YOU BAY 12!!! His character is now insane.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #241 on: April 06, 2011, 05:51:43 pm »

**Update***

DISCLAIMER: The poster is very tired and the quality of writing may suffer as a result of this.

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Spoiler: The New World (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Kaguro Draven (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Scaraban (click to show/hide)

There, anyone else want to claim, I have the guy commanding the army against the Timurids for people that see action, and most units are pretty much indistinguishable from one another.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #242 on: April 06, 2011, 06:46:43 pm »

I have a Chivalrous Father, yet I have an awesome amount of dread? Cool. Love my guy's traits. His Loyalty is awesome, could do with a bit less Piety though.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #243 on: April 06, 2011, 08:30:42 pm »

Get used to it, I have over half the College of Cardinals because of all the priests I have in the Americas. Also, dropping 9 priests/bishops in a 100% Pagan territory can convert up to 30% to Catholicism in 1 turn. Win.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #244 on: April 07, 2011, 10:16:17 am »

An excerpt from the diary of Zillo 'the Honourable'
The troops have taken to calling me  'Zillo the Honourable' recently, also I invaded some Aztec (I had to have one of my aides put to death, he kept on insisting that not everyone in the New World we were fighting was an Aztec) settlement.
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Honourable
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #245 on: April 07, 2011, 07:57:21 pm »

Those are actually great, feel free to make some in character posts if you want, I'll try and work them in.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #246 on: April 09, 2011, 11:15:33 pm »

The game has turned into an interminable grind, with nothing new happening. I think we needs to come up with a set goal or end it soon, it is currently 1614 in game and the medieval era 'ended' about 80 years ago.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #247 on: April 10, 2011, 12:14:36 am »

I don't think any of us would hold it against you if you quit now. You've done very well for yourself carrying on this long, Zrk. :)

On the other hand, if you wanted a set of goals, I'd go with "achieve domination" - that is, become the clear leading player who could crush the other big boys. No sense going through the boring mopping up process.

Alternatively, take and hold Rome for 30 turns. :D
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #248 on: April 10, 2011, 12:32:37 am »

The game has turned into an interminable grind, with nothing new happening. I think we needs to come up with a set goal or end it soon, it is currently 1614 in game and the medieval era 'ended' about 80 years ago.
well most of us here have read Boatmurdered, so I think you know what to do FTW
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #249 on: April 10, 2011, 12:38:54 am »

And the best way to do that is? Assault the Papacy? Send every garrison to the front lines? *Insert your plan here*?
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #250 on: April 10, 2011, 12:41:01 am »

Start a world war via diplomancy.
OR
Go out in a blaze of glory after declaring war on every single nation simultaneously.
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #251 on: April 10, 2011, 01:02:29 am »

Start a world war via diplomancy.
OR
Go out in a blaze of glory after declaring war on every single nation simultaneously.
both
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #252 on: April 10, 2011, 01:55:34 am »

Every garrison, to the borders, the world must be purged. GOGOGOGO!!!
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #253 on: April 10, 2011, 09:12:39 am »

Don't forget the papacy... Ooh, don't forget the bloody pope ;)
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Re: Medieval II: Total War LP
« Reply #254 on: April 10, 2011, 11:59:41 am »

Beginning now.
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