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The Holy Roman Empire

2 (14.3%)

The Timurids

3 (21.4%)

The Mongols

0 (0%)

The Papal States (Oh god, don't do it.)

9 (64.3%)

Spain

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Johnfalcon99977]

Doing an Anarchy game of this. Hope you don't mind terribly.

[Zrk2]

Why would I mind? I just posted in it anyway.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Thanks. Like, a lot.

[Zrk2]

...You're welcome.

What did you expect? Was I going to bitch you out or something? LOL

[quip]

Now you just need to steal those elephants and modify those elephant cannons...
And if no-one minds I'll take the beard loving sadistic governer of the Venetian States of America.

Done, he's off to invade the Caribbean.

Woo! I'll show those sissy women lovers what a REAL man can do. And on the way probably execute a couple of men for no reason thats always makes me happy.

[Zrk2]

***Update***

Spoiler: Northern Europe (click to show/hide)

The HRE was desperate to keep the Venetians appeased, instead of agreeing to an offer of map information exchange they offered this:

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

However it was quite clear that Venice had no interest in sharing power.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

...Oops.

An older cannon was found and sent with the army to blow open a gap for them to strike through. (Kaguro, this is your general.)

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

A great many Frenchmen valiantly defended their capital, blocking our swords.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

...Then they blocked our feet.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

A thick knot of defended formed in the centre of the city. (Literally 4 units in the space normally occupied by one.)

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Some reinforcements arrived to help them, but they were too little, too late.

By Zrk2 at 2011-03-30

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Spoiler: The Timurids (click to show/hide)

The Timurids and the Venetians still fought on the plains outside Thessalonica.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Many battles were fought, but little was gained.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

The troops surged back and forth, with little strategy from either side.

By Zrk2 at 2011-03-30

By Zrk2 at 2011-03-30

The Venetians combated the Timurids by using new tactics.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

However the Timurids were also working to come up with new trick to turn the tide, like ambushing generals with spearmen.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

In this battle the Timurids lacked elephants, so they deployed their infantry along a ridge.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

The firelocks of the Venetians proved their worth and broke the morale of the Timurids.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30


By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Spoiler: Skirmishes with Spain (click to show/hide)

The Venetian army marched out to Bordeaux and gave battle to a force marshalling outside of it.

The Venetian forced was armed and armoured in the best armour available, as well as holding the advantage in numbers.

By Zrk2 at 2011-03-30

The troops met in vicious melee, and the din was enourmous.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

But the Venetians ultimately prevailed.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Spoiler: The New World (click to show/hide)

The Venetian States of America consist of Brazil, which is being milked for as many resources as possible.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

And the Caribbean, which Zillio (Quip) has just captured.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

As well, we have encountered a civilization of surprising size.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

And unsurprising hostility.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

The scouts looped around behind the army...

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

...And charged into their Emperors bodyguard, killing him.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Our troops then fled, but I would count this as score one for Venice.

Spoiler: The Papacy (click to show/hide)

We now own the College of Cardinals, and the Pope.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

Proof has come that the Mongols are continuing their war with the HRE, in that they eliminated Poland, the HREs vassal.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30

EDIT: And we have some truly chivalrous men in our nobility.

By zrk2 at 2011-03-30
Good thing they never get near the field of battle.

[Scaraban]

Requesting general
are there any distinguished generals not claimed?

[Zrk2]

The one fighting Spain is pretty champ, and there are a couple fighting the Timurids that don't suck.

[Scaraban]

The spanish one
fuck spain....

[Zrk2]

You'll fit right in.

[Cassicotca]

Thats some nice asswhooping, do continue until the whole known world is yours.

[quip]

An excerpt from Zillo

"HA HA HA HA! They told me when they cast me out here I was going to be a simple governor for a few colonies! 'Only a few settlements' they said! 'Don't wory about other nations, we'll deal with them' they said. 'No real military threats' they said. THEY! WERE! WRONG! And now these foolish 'Aztecs' will pay for thier mistake! THE NEW WORLD SHALL RUN RED WITH THEIR BLOOD! I SHALL KILL ALL THAT DARE DENY MY MIGHT!

Also, their emperor made the most delightful screams as he died...

[Zrk2]

...You were on a different island...

Excerpt accepted! You are now insane.

[Scaraban]

...You were on a different island...

Excerpt accepted! You are now insane.

Forget you were in Bay 12 for a minute?

[quip]

...You were on a different island...

Excerpt accepted! You are now insane.

Forget you were in Bay 12 for a minute?

My insanity extends across mere geography! Muhahaahahaha!