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Aklyon

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Robot orders Scone.
« on: February 09, 2011, 06:53:06 pm »
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 08:04:42 pm »
Very interesting. The idea of being able to send out a robot to do errands rather than going out yourself is cool.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 08:13:05 pm »
Robots to help with day to day tasks of this mannor have been around since george, it's just that their abilty to preform the task by themselves has improved a fair amount.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2011, 09:35:35 pm »
Does it have the ability to taze people remotely? Count me out until it does. Otherwise I predict a brief period of novelty, followed by a wave of vandalism attacks on them by teenagers who realise that the guy at the other end is

1. Too rich for his own good
2. Far away
3. Probably horribly out of shape.

On the other hand, attacking a robot with a video camera attached to it is probably not something you'd get away with easily.

*edit* I just checked their website out... how the hell does that thing carry a scone? It doesn't have any arms!
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2011, 09:36:53 pm »
Video cameras commonly have a small range of vision.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2011, 09:37:44 pm »
If you're rich enough to afford a robot errand boy, you're probably rich enough to afford multiple cameras...
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2011, 09:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on February 10, 2011, 09:36:53 pm
Video cameras commonly have a small range of vision.

It doesn't need a big one, it just has to catch your face for one clear frame.  It's how they catch criminals with trap-cars, even a cell-phone camera can work if it's just pointed the right way and the person messing with it doesn't realize it's on.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2011, 09:39:59 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on February 10, 2011, 09:38:46 pm
It doesn't need a big one, it just has to catch your face for one clear frame.  It's how they catch criminals with trap-cars, even a cell-phone camera can work if it's just pointed the right way and the person messing with it doesn't realize it's on.

I can easily see how it can fail, just I'm talking about how it would work.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2011, 09:59:16 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on February 10, 2011, 09:36:53 pm
Video cameras commonly have a small range of vision.
Google Street View would care to disagree, and it makes sense that you'd want a thing like that on your robot.  :D
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2011, 10:03:57 pm »
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2011, 10:57:34 pm »
My only question is when will they work at the coffee shop.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2011, 11:02:36 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on February 10, 2011, 10:57:34 pm
My only question is when will they work at the coffee shop.
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I agree, lazy robots.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2011, 11:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on February 10, 2011, 10:57:34 pm
My only question is when will they work at the coffee shop.
After you beat Mocha Man.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2011, 11:12:01 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on February 10, 2011, 11:05:02 pm
Quote from: Megaman on February 10, 2011, 10:57:34 pm
My only question is when will they work at the coffee shop.
After you beat Mocha Man.

I'm posting just to say this was the greatest.
Anyway, I was honestly surprised by this, but not THAT much. I fully support our new robot overl friends.
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Re: Robot orders Scone.
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2011, 11:13:26 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on February 10, 2011, 10:57:34 pm
My only question is when will they work at the coffee shop.
On this day, I will DEY TUK AR JERBS! And then I'll sit back and enjoy all of my free moneys, courtesy of a massive economic boom coming from incredibly cheap skilled labor and automation. Of course, everyone will ruin it by having lots of babies, but maybe for a short while I won't have to churn out macchiatos for next to nothing.
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