[Intimidate 5 Vs ?] The man on the other end sighs. "Well, Harlequin, there's this big ass space station out here. Should see it on your left if you've got a window. One of our shrewd, magnanimous, and incredibly handsome overseers decided we should all be whisked off here to assess the situation and 'render all aid and services necessary' to Teras station. So, long story short, we arrive, force a dock open, and find the place under lockdown. Now, considering that the powers decided send my squad in with full kit to 'render all aid', and further considering that a frosty Harlequin just showed up with a burr in her panties, I'm starting to think I'm actually the least qualified person here to 'report the situation'."
There's an edge to the man's voice now. He still sounds tired, but anger is starting to seep through. "But, considering that you are a mighty Harlequin and I'm just a poor grunt, here's your report: This station is locked tighter than a quartermaster's cabinets, nobody seems to be home, and there seems to have been an incident in the Hotlabs. Power is on, but the system is locked out. Of course, you already know most of this, so how about you do both of us a hand and tell me why we've really been sent here. I don't know if I can 'comprehend' all the reasons why the Technocracy keeps running, but, based on personal experience, my men do best when we're told what we're supposed to be shooting at." The speaker's tone suddenly shifts, trading its angry tone for one of deadpan neutrality. "A little bit of info goes a long way in reducing friendly fire situations."