They would try to lobotomize him and then James' brain would punch them to death.
Considering the utter bad-ass that James is when it comes to punching things, this sounds totally believable. Your brain would psionically grow a fist and punch the Immortal lobotomizers until they get the freakin' message.
Though with his luck, it wouuld punch through his skull first
That's true. On top of that, even if it didn't, he'd probably be blind, what with the little lobotomizers going through the eyes and all.
... Alright then, just give James a hit to the head or two. Make sure Dom doesn't do it, otherwise he might be missing a head afterwards.
EDIT: My stats:
STR: 12-14 - I can do some heavy lifting up to about 60-70 kilos.
DEX: 8-14 - I tend to trip a lot, but always seem to catch myself.
AGI: 2 - I've got the movement speed of a sloth.
CON: 16 - Despite insomnia, sinus issues and asthma, I'm relatively healthy. I rarely get sick. And if I do, I become immune to the illness pretty quickly.
END: 18/00 - I was up and moving about 3 minutes after having my appendix removed. I walked around for 3+ hours with a broken hand. I've been beaten up by groups of 8 or more students and walked away without issue.
INT: 16-18 - Egotistical, perhaps, but it's made up for with my wisdom. Anyhoo, I can self-teach myself most anything, and observe most things from at least three different perspectives.
WIS: 0 - I'm as dense as lead. Possibly even more dense than lead.
CHA: 14-16 - I seem to be a pretty likeable person. Ugly as sin, but likeable regardless.
LUK: -25 - Considering what I've been through, this seems reasonably accurate.
EDIT2: I just proved my luck. I slipped and fell on the stairs while climbing them. Smashed up my knee and right arm a tad. Ow.
EDIT3: FINALLY! I have read the 6800+ posts of this topic! AT LAAAAAAAAST~~~!
... And now I have to wait for more! CRAP!
EDIT4: Insomniaaaaaa~~~!