And ideally, his death would have absolutely no emotional impact on our characters.
Considering that A) I wouldn't know the lot of you in the first place, B) The lot of you are (awesome) nutcases, and C) It's meant as a joke and not much else, I don't think it really needs to be said that it should have no impact or reaction at all. If it did, I'd expect no more than a flat "Huh," and then back to shooting, dying and/or weaponization of porn.
EDIT: I really need to cycle my sleep cycle around again to the 7 AM-3 PM schedule. This insomnia's gonna be the death of my sanity in a few days if this keeps up. I'm only managing to keep it stable by reading this thread and hovering over this thread like a hawk.
EDIT2: Clearly I am hallucinating. I just read about Tarran dual wielding and actually managing to hit his target, and *ONLY* his target.
Also, James gets +5 bad-ass points for horrifically murderlating the deadheads with his FIST OF DOOM.
Dom also gets +2 bad-ass points for wanting to douse the Emaciated Immortal in acid. I dunno what the result of that is though yet, so yeah. You might get a few more points.
EDIT3: Dom, congrats, you got another +8 bad-ass points. Draignean even gets +10 for writing it out in such a harsh and disturbing manner. Awesome work, man.
Also, for Tarran's success in dual wielding, and doing such a damned good job of it, +5 bad-ass points.
EDIT4: Since everyone seems to know where everyone else is. Ontario, Canada here. *Cepheid loses 1000 everything points.*
Hope to some day change it to the Netherlands or some other European country.