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[Tarran]

I'd like to see you try to stuff a planet into a closet.

[Taricus]

Don't tempt me.

[Tarran]

Oh really? I bet you couldn't stuff Mars into a closet.

[Draignean]

Reporter: "So, Taricus, what inspired you to create a device that allowed you to fold dimensional space and thus allow you to fit an infinite number of N^-1-D objects in N-D space?"
Taricus: "Someone on the internet bet that I couldn't put mars in a closet."
Reporter: *Silence*
Taricus: "Seriously."
Reporter: "Er... Is mars in your closet?"
Taricus: "Yep, and man was NASA pissed about that probe thing, apparently they're expensive or something."

Okay, I'm running on about five hours of sleep that I got god-only-knows-when. So while I can say that the wait between turns will not be as long as last time, I can't give you a specific date. Sorry guys.

[Taricus]

Ah, no worries. You did provide us with some comedy

[SeriousConcentrate]

Indeed. How long will it be before Sizier figures out how to built that device? :3

[Taricus]

Indeed. How long will it be before Sizier figures out how to built that device? :3

And how quickly does he turn it into a porn EVERYTHING stash?

[SeriousConcentrate]

I just had the ridiculous mental image of Taric pulling out Mother Brain for some reason and being all 'whoops, wrong thing, hold on a moment.'

[Tarran]

Reporter: "So, Taricus, what inspired you to create a device that allowed you to fold dimensional space and thus allow you to fit an infinite number of N^-1-D objects in N-D space?"
Taricus: "Someone on the internet bet that I couldn't put mars in a closet."
Reporter: *Silence*
Taricus: "Seriously."
Reporter: "Er... Is mars in your closet?"
Taricus: "Yep, and man was NASA pissed about that probe thing, apparently they're expensive or something."

Reporter: Okay. Thank you for your time. Next up, the opinion of the other planets.
Mercury: Well, he was colder than me, but he was my brother. I will never forgive Taricus for his horrific actions.
Venus: What a shame. Oh well, I didn't care too much for him.
Me: I shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have said anything...
Jupiter: I don't really care about that pipsqueak. Didn't really do anything important anyway. Just blocked my sunlight.
Saturn: I never knew him well but it's sad to see him go.
Uranus: Oh what a shame. Who was he again?
Neptune: Who?
Pluto: Yessss, my plans are working perfectly. Soon, I'll be the largest body in the solar system! THEN I'LL BE CALLED A PLANET! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Okay, I'm running on about five hours of sleep that I got god-only-knows-when. So while I can say that the wait between turns will not be as long as last time, I can't give you a specific date. Sorry guys.

Five hours of sleep? Yeesh, I can relate. No need to apologize.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Exactly. I grew up being taught Pluto was a planet, I don't give a shit who says it isn't. :3

[Tiruin]

Exactly. I grew up being taught Pluto was a planet, I don't give a shit who says it isn't. :3

((I am still surprised they could change it's meaning so fast.  , Deviation for the Win! Love watching all this, but withholding making a character sheet.))

[Tarran]

The longer you wait on making a sheet, the even longer you have to wait on the waiting list if someone else signs up.

[Tiruin]

And thus Tarran spoke, words and lettering flowed from the board to the screen as if following his suggestion.

Spoiler: Waitlist me (click to show/hide)

Name: Tyrin Laveros
Appearance: A man in his youth, about nineteen years of age. His skin is a dark tone, complementing his hair and eyes. He sports a thin physique and an angled face, his nose is broken. He wears a blue wristband.
Gender: Male
Profession: Dealer
Skills: Detect Lie(2) ; Diplomacy (2) ; Intuition (1)
Character Bio: Tyrin was born and raised knowing much about Society thanks to his family and friends, this society was organized, utilitarian and overall sound. It was a shame that it was led by much darker powers, as he discovered when 'accidentally' passing the "Employees only" line in one major corporation due to his intuition and curiosity. Luckily, being young, his excuses were valid and he was sent home with a red wristband, marking his misdemeanor. He painted it blue and decided to help out the victims of this 'Society', now knowing the truth that lay behind the mask.
Stats:
Strength (Str): 3
Dexterity (Dex): 3
Endurance (End): 3
Charisma (Char): 3 (4-1)
Intelligence (Int): 6
Willpower: (Will): 6

Edit: Or...I can do with being a Villain.

[Ahra]

dont fret, the lethality is pretty low, will take months anyway

[Tarran]

That's besides the point.