Reporter: "So, Taricus, what inspired you to create a device that allowed you to fold dimensional space and thus allow you to fit an infinite number of N-1-D objects in N-D space?"
Taricus: "Someone on the internet bet that I couldn't put mars in a closet."
Reporter: *Silence*
Taricus: "Seriously."
Reporter: "Er... Is mars in your closet?"
Taricus: "Yep, and man was NASA pissed about that probe thing, apparently they're expensive or something."
Reporter: Okay. Thank you for your time. Next up, the opinion of the other planets.
Mercury: Well, he was colder than me, but he was my brother. I will never forgive Taricus for his horrific actions.
Venus: What a shame. Oh well, I didn't care too much for him.
Me: I shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have said anything...
Jupiter: I don't really care about that pipsqueak. Didn't really do anything important anyway. Just blocked my sunlight.
Saturn: I never knew him well but it's sad to see him go.
Uranus: Oh what a shame. Who was he again?
Neptune: Who?
Pluto: Yessss, my plans are working perfectly. Soon, I'll be the largest body in the solar system! THEN I'LL BE CALLED A PLANET! HAHAHAHAHAH!
Okay, I'm running on about five hours of sleep that I got god-only-knows-when. So while I can say that the wait between turns will not be as long as last time, I can't give you a specific date. Sorry guys.
Five hours of sleep? Yeesh, I can relate. No need to apologize.