@Powder: My avatars are usually characters I play. There have been a few times when I've just made and used avatars because I felt like it, but usually they're a character of mine. Right now I'm using Asha Blackstone from Medieval.
@Everyone: It's boring, godawful, and ugh. Just ugh. The fucking movie opens with a wedding and I'm sitting there thinking, so what the hell are they going to do with the rest of the movie? Wouldn't it make more sense to start with planning the wedding, then some bullshit goes down and they have to deal with it for the majority of the running time, then in the ending they get hitched? But I guess I don't know how to write a multi-million dollar franchise and it's more interesting spending the entire fucking two hours or however long it was watching the two guys - pale asshole and shirtless asshole, I'm not going to dignify them with names - be like 'oh my god freaky baby killing the chick' the whole time. So of course it kills her (and breaks her spine in the most hilariously stupid thing I've ever seen) but vampirism's the cure for that.
And I knew, I just fucking knew, as soon as chick was all 'if it's a boy we'll call it Edward Jacob, if it's a girl we'll call it Renesmee' that it would be a girl because Renesmee is the stupidest fucking name I've ever heard in my entire life and it is just the sort of thing dumb people would love. I don't know, man. I'm just gonna cut my mic here, I don't want to bog this thread down with further bullshit. :\