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[Taricus]

Nurgle? Dark Eldar?! Not possible.

[PyroDesu]

Considering...

Oh, wait, I forgot, it's an Eldar he's hot on he took "pity" on, not a Dark Elder. DERP.

"Isha is the Eldar Goddess of fertility, life and growth. Though long thought to be destroyed by Slaanesh, she was in fact taken captive by the androgynous Prince of Pleasure. Nurgle, the Plague Lord, took pity on her and waged war against Slaanesh to "rescue" her. Nurgle's forces proved victorious and he took the Eldar Goddess back to his domain in the Immaterium. There he keeps Isha caged in his workshop, testing his latest plagues and diseases upon her. As the embodiment of health and growth, Isha can cure herself of these afflictions, but Nurgle gets an idea of their potency anyway. Isha whispers the cures to these new diseases into the universe so that mortals might know them and fight against the designs of Grandfather Nurgle."

[Taricus]

Nope, just a techpriest and a ecclesiach priest.

[PyroDesu]

Nope, just a techpriest and a ecclesiach priest.

Ohh, a Techpriest.

Those guys are cool. Cybernetics and all.

Ecclesiach priest...

Aren't those the ones with the Eviscerator Chainswords?

[Taricus]

Not really, especially since said dark eldar took our weapons...

On the bright side, we did blow up a bunch of eldar teenagers with an overloaded lasweapon...

[PyroDesu]

Not really, especially since said dark eldar took our weapons...

On the bright side, we did blow up a bunch of eldar teenagers with an overloaded lasweapon...

Overloaded Lasgun, or Hot-shot Lasgun?

Effects are (I think...) similar.

Or another lasweapon altogether?

And you were playing as...?

[Taricus]

Oversized Mining laser.

And I was the noblewoman...

[PyroDesu]

Oversized Mining laser.

Holy Crap.

[Taricus]

Still handheld, just more like a heavy bolter in size...

[PyroDesu]

Still handheld, just more like a heavy bolter in size...

That's still pretty big.

And yeah, at that size, handheld... to a non-human (Space Marines included)!




(I may be clueless about some of this stuff, I still have only skimmed most of the fluff (and actual rules and other things) there is to WH40K in the half of a year I've known about it. It's massive.)

[Draignean]

...I now demand that Draignean does a roll for that.

Of course I will, you do remember that improbable aiming skills perk you picked up and the effects it has if you roll badly?

Still tweaking me systems....

Damn! Hey Draignean? Could I get a fusion generator implanted into me?

No. Not without a hell of a big lump.  (Hell-of-a-big= 300 lbs at the absolute minimum.)

[Taricus]

Aw. Any sort of neural interface for the power armour then?

[PyroDesu]

Damn! Hey Draignean? Could I get a fusion generator implanted into me?

No. Not without a hell of a big lump.  (Hell-of-a-big= 300 lbs at the absolute minimum.)

That's why he also needs enhanced musculature, titanium-reinforced bones, and more!

[Powder Miner]

SeriousConcentrate can I have an avatar of James punching a deadhead out? (without gore though) Please? >.> <.< >.> I am horrible at all forms of viual art.

[Taricus]

Also, just did a roll to see how quickly Taric's nuts would heal... Not until after the mission.