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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 530049 times)

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5085 on: August 04, 2011, 10:46:11 pm »

<--Still a dude, y'all. And Dom's not buff, surprisingly. She's actually supposed to be rather small in general (about 5'3, 120 or so pounds, 33-31-36. That'd be 160cm, 54kg, 83-78-91 for metric users.) but just really strong for no apparent reason. I was going to play her as a Genki Girl but that changed quickly, once her first turn rolled around and I was like '...yeah, that's probably not going to fly.' Frankly though, she's more interesting as a somewhat bitter Tsundere anyway.

And in extremely small text of the Serious AidTM agreement there is:

We are not responsible for any damage done to you by an angry buff woman who is absolutely not good for a date. This includes: Altering of behavior, altering of memories, altering of self-identified gender, altering of emotions, altering of sanity, or any missing brain matter.

Explain yourself. :3
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5086 on: August 04, 2011, 11:58:16 pm »

And in extremely small text of the Serious AidTM agreement there is:

We are not responsible for any damage done to you by an angry buff woman who is absolutely not good for a date. This includes: Altering of behavior, altering of memories, altering of self-identified gender, altering of emotions, altering of sanity, or any missing brain matter.

Explain yourself. :3
Making people believe their true gender is the exact opposite, basically.

So, if Techie 1 is a man and believes he should be one, after you mess around he'll believe he should be a girl (but isn't) while he's a man.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5087 on: August 05, 2011, 01:08:12 am »

Ah, OK. Makes sense then, although that sounds more like something Taric would do... ^.^;
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5088 on: August 05, 2011, 01:16:32 am »

Ah, OK. Makes sense then, although that sounds more like something Taric would do... ^.^;

Indeed, I would peg Dom more for a routine of stomping on their man-parts until they wished they were women and thus lacked man-parts to be victimized by the aforementioned crushing.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5089 on: August 05, 2011, 03:18:00 am »

Grr there has to be soem clue here, was the writing on the screen that bastard tormenting her, did he know where they were in the facility? She sure hoped not had one last look for something interesting, and tried to understand the message specifically"

Jordan Has no idea what is wrong so will probably just use the advanced medkit unless he somehow knows in which case he will pull out his field surgury kit and get to work
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5090 on: August 05, 2011, 03:47:55 am »

Grr there has to be soem clue here, was the writing on the screen that bastard tormenting her, did he know where they were in the facility? She sure hoped not had one last look for something interesting, and tried to understand the message specifically"

As an aside here the two questions posed on the Terminals  (Ash and Taric's) differ in their base nature. Taric's cannot be figured out through logic or general knowledge, you have to puzzle out the answer from the in-game material (or get a good hack roll). Ash can either make a great int roll (At a -1 penalty since you failed it once already), OR you can puzzle it out outside of the game and tell me the answer.

Technically Taric could do the same, but there is very (1010 little) little chance of him simply guessing it.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5091 on: August 05, 2011, 06:19:19 am »

i know that that question was from alice in wonderland but the hatters reason why made no sense and i cannot remember it
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5092 on: August 05, 2011, 06:41:47 am »

Ah, OK. Makes sense then, although that sounds more like something Taric would do... ^.^;

Indeed, I would peg Dom more for a routine of stomping on their man-parts until they wished they were women and thus lacked man-parts to be victimized by the aforementioned crushing.

Funny thing, that is actually a stereotype. Women are just as vunerable as men when being stomped on down there. Thinner pelvic bones. It's quite serious if a woman gets one of those broken, even deadly at times.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5093 on: August 05, 2011, 11:21:25 am »

Ah, OK. Makes sense then, although that sounds more like something Taric would do... ^.^;

Indeed, I would peg Dom more for a routine of stomping on their man-parts until they wished they were women and thus lacked man-parts to be victimized by the aforementioned crushing.

Funny thing, that is actually a stereotype. Women are just as vunerable as men when being stomped on down there. Thinner pelvic bones. It's quite serious if a woman gets one of those broken, even deadly at times.

Tue, but female reproductive anatomy does not protrude. A blow directly to the pelvis would indeed still be extraordinarily painful to either gender as there are just as many nerves in that region, but damage exclusively to the... hanging gardens would result in agony without a chance of killing the subject in a male.

And this is the second time that this thread has derailed into a "private" discussion.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5094 on: August 05, 2011, 11:36:46 am »

Hey, I can't have this one blamed on me though, I didn't start nor participate in it!
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5095 on: August 05, 2011, 12:16:26 pm »

I just got dragged into it, and I'm not even playing this game! Just do the turn already!
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5096 on: August 05, 2011, 12:22:50 pm »

It hasn't even been a day yet since last turn, I don't even have powder's action.

Granted without the tedious affair of combat I am more likely to squeeze more than one turn a day, but I'm not going to auto powder quite that fast.

As an aside this game only needs four more votes to be added to the hall of legends.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5097 on: August 05, 2011, 12:47:05 pm »

If powder keeps being late, well, he has brain cancer...
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5098 on: August 05, 2011, 02:14:22 pm »

Dude, dude, not cool. As a waiting lister, you're supposed to stay quiet and out of sight. :P

'Course, no one listens to that rule anyway...
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 Speaking russian like a boss.
« Reply #5099 on: August 05, 2011, 02:17:09 pm »

Ohhh, Can I drag him into the closet with me? :3
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