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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 529748 times)

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4440 on: July 07, 2011, 10:39:46 pm »

Hmm, You're quite correct. How Sicillian of me, changing now.

Well, He'd need some sort of suppressants for it if he does want to work on ultra-killy weapons. You know the saying: Not enough blood to supply both [Finger] and brain at full capacity at same time. And maybe to also fit in the armour (It's not made with large [Fingers] in mind.

Do what the GM does, take cold showers before any mentally strenuous activity.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4441 on: July 07, 2011, 10:46:54 pm »

Hot showers. Cold ones just make it worse.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4442 on: July 07, 2011, 10:52:21 pm »

Hot showers. Cold ones just make it worse.

You are insane.

(Of course your water probably doesn't have ice chips in it.)
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4443 on: July 07, 2011, 10:56:58 pm »

Actually, the body sends more blood downstairs to keep it from freezing. that's why hot showers work better, they make it warm enough so that the blood can be used elsewhere.

And why yes, I am insane :P
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4444 on: July 07, 2011, 11:53:06 pm »

Actually, the body sends more blood downstairs to keep it from freezing. that's why hot showers work better, they make it warm enough so that the blood can be used elsewhere.

And why yes, I am insane :P

Well this will certainly go down as the strangest conversation I've had this week.

It is true that the sac does draw increased blood flow to prevent sterility, it is however also true that the vascular tissue that makes up the majority of the scepter of lordly might will empty of blood and retract as far as it is able, the same is true of the scrotum itself but it's ability to retract is limited.

It is also true that increased circulation does not equal more total blood in any region. During cold weather the heart beats faster and blood cycles more quickly, both to the brain and to the scepter of lordly might. Cold is good for the mind, as long as you don't drop too far.

 The second advantage of the cold shower over the hot shower is that it kills the desire to engage in procreation, which is in and of itself the primary cause of a muddled mind in this case, not the fact that one's scepter of lordly might is drawing blood away from the brain. (A ridiculous notion, the brain is the last thing to have its circulation cut or dropped.) The amount of blood drawn by the scepter of lordly might -even a large one- is a pittance compared to the total amount of blood available in the body, a severe nosebleed can draw a similar amount without causing decreased brain function.

Drag me into the sun when it's 110 degrees and I'll sweat like crazy, I'll be good for grunt work and heavy lifting but don't expect me to be able to do much more than that.

Give me winter weather (15 degrees) and I'll meet you with a t-shirt and a smile, the frigid shower just doesn't get that cold but it's enough to get me in a thinking mood.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4445 on: July 08, 2011, 05:21:43 am »

Good point.

I'm still amazed at how off the rails this can become though :P
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4446 on: July 08, 2011, 08:34:42 am »

Hold on there Jordan, while you are at it can you check my implants, one of them has some issues
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4447 on: July 09, 2011, 09:44:27 am »

"I'll help you out Tarran." James helped the door situation by running up and attempting to kick it down.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4448 on: July 09, 2011, 12:28:17 pm »

Dude, the door is sliding if I remember correctly. You'll break your leg bone before getting the door down.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2011, 12:31:32 pm by Tarran »
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4449 on: July 09, 2011, 12:36:57 pm »

Well, he could kick the edge. Like if it opens to the right, kick the left edge to force it to slide, kind of deal.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4450 on: July 09, 2011, 01:20:55 pm »

So? I have a reputation of recklessness to uphold.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4451 on: July 09, 2011, 01:22:50 pm »

Ah, so nice that national stereotypes are being upheld :P
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4452 on: July 09, 2011, 03:10:19 pm »

Ah, so nice that national stereotypes are being upheld :P

Oh really?

Right, well I'm going to flop my modem to my other computer (The one with Gimp and Laz) and get cracking on a turn.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4453 on: July 09, 2011, 03:13:54 pm »

Wooho! About time SOMEONE made a turn for an RTD I'm in! :P
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4454 on: July 09, 2011, 03:14:36 pm »

And another one :P
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