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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 529362 times)

Taricus

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Fourth wall sense >_>
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Going to grab a drink and auto powder, at this point his only options are to stay outside or come in with the rest.


I think I know which one he's going to pick.

[GM logic roll 1] He's obviously going to try and find the ants and befriend them using spit and interpretive dance.
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[Luck 6] The ants are now under James complete command. What he will do with them is up to him.

Dum - dum - duuuuum!
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[Luck 6] The ants are now under James complete command. What he will do with them is up to him.

Dum - dum - duuuuum!
James is the ant king. His crown is made out of *TAKEAGUESSMATERIAL* from the ants.
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[Luck 6] The ants are now under James complete command. What he will do with them is up to him.

Dum - dum - duuuuum!
James is the ant king. His crown is made out of *TAKEAGUESSMATERIAL* from the ants.

His crown is made out of ants?

Running turn now.
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Sure. Why not *Shiftyeyes*
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Tarran Smith

"We're on a jog through a GODDAMN ANT INFESTED FOREST! LET US IN! WE'LL TALK LATER WHEN WE AREN'T ABOUT TO BE EATEN!"

[Diplomacy 4] "Hold still and get your panties out of a twist, lift is coming for you." True to the man's word a small lift is lowered from the top of the wall in minutes. It's small but the entire party should be able to ride up in it you don't mind getting friendly for a couple minutes.

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All: The group boards the lift, scrunching together to get all five on it at the same time. The life clicks up to the top of the wall with the sound of simple ratcheting mechanisms. The lift is excruciatingly slow to rise under your combined weight and it takes almost a minute to reach the top of the wall and the four people waiting for you. They're evenly split between men and women and they all have older conventional firearms, a rifle and a pistol each. [Failed roll not shown]  One woman the size of a small building is working the winch that brought the lift up, taking the party up the final couple of inches to the wall.

After you get all the up to level with the wall a man bearing a rough red-blond beard that's starting to show a couple strands of grey puts his hand on a long bar of metal that protrudes from the lift mechanism.

"Now, you're up and out of the woods and unless Butch is feeling hungry nobody is going to eat you. It's later and I'd like to know why five heavily armed strangers who look like they lost a fight with a mudpit are here." The man fingers the metal bar coming off the winch. "I don't like what I hear and your trip back down is going to be quick. Now Talk."   

[Trol Sanity 5] Trol has the good sense to keep his mouth shut, and [James will 4 Vs Shadow 2] James is able to control the impulse to strangle the idiot that's barring their way.
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Puh! The independents are controlling the swarm! And ooh, double mind roll characters- Sanity for Trol, and Shadow for me!

James would let the talking go to Tarran- he didn't know much himself. He stood there.
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Puh! The independents are controlling the swarm! And ooh, double mind roll characters- Sanity for Trol, and Shadow for me!

James would let the talking go to Tarran- he didn't know much himself. He stood there.

Nah, independents don't have that kind of tech. Independents are selfish thugs, the lower and middle tiers are mooks supporting an upper caste of well supplied crime lords. Independent is more of a blanket term than a faction anyway.
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"Miss the uniforms much?"
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"You're not Technocracy?

We're Unchained, we just got out of a base that was being glassed. Our AI pilot recommended we should walk, so we walked. And found those damn ants. That's about as much as you really need to know about us right now."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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"As ever sir you completely threw away our cover"
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"What did you expect me to say?! 'We're just jogging through a ant filled forest because we can'? 'We're Technocracy and we're here to kill you'? 'We're hunting in a pitch black forest without any lights'?"
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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"You never heard of creativity?!"

This is hilarious :D
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